The LIGHTer way to enjoy chocolate...........

[Mouseface]

....... is not to eat any!!!!!

Welcome to thread number four. It's a thread with healthy eating, losing weight or maintaining weight loss in mind.

Also, just chattng about life, love and laundry really!!

I'm Mouse. Cheese is my weakness, I know, I know, hard to believe!

I have several a few pounds to lose.

saf - god no offence at all, think we all appreciate a bit of child free time!

Hello.. I DON'T want to talk about laundry or Love.

Life's OK though just too busy to breathe. DC's at their Dad's.

Hey Goobs, good to see ya

Your dog is uber cool ID.
Lol at the dog talk. I am considering fostering a pooch.

Morning.

I have woken up with a chest infection and feel rough. That will teach me to leave things to do tomorrow.

I've had a lemsip with a spoonful of honey. I still feel like shite. Deliberating whether to go into work or not.

probably best not to. and if you have a walk-in centre, get chest listened to, to see if you need to start abs.

yo scummers.

ermm did scan and saw saf say she liked dogs' dicks which is slightly frightening... think i need to read from the top.

dd has bollywood show at midday so will shortly be heading off, weirdly although it doesnt start till 12 my parents will be here in ten minutes what is it with retired people and turning up ridiculously early???

if you don't know who it is, i call double a ho constantly, sew and avoid sex. oh and i saved one of your kin last night from the cat vole features

bitter - watched gamer the other night, ok but only really for gerard butlers sexiness. watched Centurion last night, was again ok, mucho men with bare torsos fighting, but not lots of plot... thats my film update for the day.

No I probably am, I just feel like something large is sitting on my chest.

Morning, just, tis me, Mouseface.

Ewww - dogs dicks. I refuse to look at your dawg now Double.

Can someone fb me who OEE is please, I'm shit at this and DO NOT want to guess on here after last time.

SAF - I hope you are better prepared today and get some booze in!!

Mittz - aww, yes. Foster a pooch. Lovely idea.

Bitter - sorry you're feeling rubbish. Second Double with the honey idea.

I see Gober snuck in and didn't leave me a snog. Pha.

DD has her friend coming to stay from Manc. And it's X Factor tonight so lots of squeeeeeing in the Mouse House!!

Weather is shite again and I'm fucked off as made the mistake of weighing myself, just to see if I got it right the other day and I know weigh 5lbs more than I did before we went away.

Arse.

Double!

Throw your kids out like you would an old pair of socks?

Twice I have been ill. Twice since starting. Why are they so snotty when I phone in sick? - I haven't had a saturday night off in nearly two years and they make me feel like I just don't fany turning up and would rather go out clubbing.Seal clubbing.

Bitter - We used to have 'Monday Morning Moaners' where I worked.

You could almost time the calls coming in and who it would be....... I used to have bets with the other manangers!!

The difference being, that they had been out clubbing all bloody weekend!!

Meh. Bastards.

at your shopping SAF. Mine was like that last week!!!

I'm fucked off that I'm 5lbs heavier. I'm following the Little Britain dust diet.

I'm starved. I want mega carbs and fatty things.

I want to pig out.

Meh!!

I know what you mean. I miss the sunshine and hate the grey, drab days we are having. I want to go places. The beach, for picnics. Just get out.

I'm utterly fecked off with this weather. I haven't been out of the house in 2 days and I need some air. To breath!!

Right. I'm going to clean the house. Spruce myself up and eat something fresh.

Back later lovelies.