The LIGHTer way to enjoy chocolate...........

[Mouseface]

....... is not to eat any!!!!!

Welcome to thread number four. It's a thread with healthy eating, losing weight or maintaining weight loss in mind.

Also, just chattng about life, love and laundry really!!

I'm Mouse. Cheese is my weakness, I know, I know, hard to believe!

I have several a few pounds to lose.

Prime - you are utter filth woman. I love it!!!! And shameless to boot, buying your childs love.

Glad the school run was ok for you, well, just!!!

I'm off out with DS for some much needed fresh air. May go to one of the farms and see if the horses are out.

And feed the ducks and then back to pack.

Kebab here tonight. Fucking the diet off for the weekend........ well, smaller portions but will be served desert each night whilst away! Fab!

Back later gorgeous creatures. xx

Prime - why do you heart me? Are you after my huge supply of cheese?

Oh, one should take every opportunity to insert the word 'penetrate/tion' into the daily vocabulary Waste . It certainly gives one's point thrust.

SAF - You sister knows which buttons to push by the sounds of it.

Agree that you should rise above it! As you said, nutters!!!!

Our walk has been rained off. Bugger.

Oh well, more time to pack. I'm starved too! Going to have a handful of nuts. Keep me going and away from the chocolate!

saf - excellent on sending the text tis good to draw a line in the sand every now and then just to say 'you've pushed me far enough now, stop', from her response she's not exactly getting it though

miitz - you sound very full of the joys of spring today!!

double - where does he usually live? Glad your dog doesn't run off, my Samoyed was a nightmare, let her off lead wouldnt see her for the next two hours, usually just had to follow the screams of people she'd knocked over/off their bikes. The amount of times I had to pretend she wasn't mine , se got kicked out of puppy classes but we took her to this boot camp in Wales for a week and she came back reformed. For about a week. I was a shit dog owner

Mouse - enjoy your time away

double - dd's dad is like that, i remember when she had this terrible infection, looked like nappy rash on her butt, had to go to hospital and all sorts. Anyway, I told him this and that he needed to change her every hour at least and put special cream on.

I phoned him after he'd had her about 4/5 hours and said in passing 'her rash is terrible isnt it?' 'Dont know, I haven't seen it' he replied

He always brings her back early and the recent time we asked him to have her till 5pm rather than 4pm he sulked so much i told him not to bother, dont want dd anywhere shes obviously not wanted. Its like e sees her so little he doesn't know how to relate to her, your exp might be the same?

So will he keep your ds? And did he bring him up with you?

And at since November!!

Here..thread, or here Derbyshire if you ever fancy it SaF... I have room and my DC's are ace with smaller children xx

Do you know what Fluffy.. I am! Just goes to show how much I need a break! And threeeee more days to go. I shall be almost myself at this rate. I'd be beyond chilled if I had a fortnight off!

How is Mole? Does she suffer during the day also or is it a night time thing?

Waste it is hard to imagine it being so much out of their grasp. Hope it doesn't impact too much on DD though.

We are vegging on the sofa tonight and I am doing more mending, paperwork and if possible my healing blanket .

Prime - he is a twat. Sorry. He just seems to make your life tens times harder. and for you.

You are the one left to clear the fall out, not him. Wanker.

I'm sending Mouse hugs to you all. xx

Mittz - have a fab evening. xx

prime - yep, agree with Mousey. HE IS A TWAT (imagine same bosom hoiking tone as Ma Boswell in Bread with Lilo Lil - "she is a tart".

saf - I am a wuss. my solution to family woes is distance rather than actually tackling things head on.....

fluffy - sorry but snort at doggy boot camp!

waves at mittz and mouse.

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I could do with a bit of doggy boot camp

Hello! Did you miss me?

Need to put the DC to bed then will be back to chat.