t the end of the tunnel - it's LIGHTER

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Welcome to our third thread of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter and still have a few pounds to lose because i do too much of the former and not enough of the latter!

Oh Lizzy.. now I am leaking from the eyeballs... thank you...

Lizzy - Salisbury. We are staying with MrM's brother. Can't wait.

Fanny - I need to know where the nearest hospital is, so I guess Salsibury, with a childrens ward in case I need to take DS.

We have open access here so I kind of take it for granted that should we need to, we just get in the car and go.

Mittz - I still have the card you sent me. I read it often. You are a beautiful woman, inside and out. I wish I could fix things for you. xx

OOh I am so right tonight Double!

Salisbury is lovely, Mouse. I have only been briefly years ago but I remember thinking how lovely it was.

Enjoy your break and I bet you'll have lovely weather as well, better than up here!

Salisbury is a great hospital.

Lizzy - thanks. I really need this break. It may only be a few days but gawd, it's been a long time coming!!!

Fanny - great, thank you. We just have to make sure we know that a hospital in the area can cater for children.

Right. DS and his owl like behaviour has led to my eyes drooping. I'll bid you all goodnight.

Rest well LIGHTer lovelies. xx

Alice - hope you are ok. xx

Day 11 - NAILED!!

Well done Mouse. If you fancy a trip down this way FB me.

Evening all.

Mittz, I hardly know you but I am a good judge of character and I second everything those who know you better have said. You have a beautiful soul.

Pippin was a mongrel, sorry to disappoint but feel free to be a dog bore double. I love PornDog really!

Hmm, it's kicked off a bit here, I have food for thought.

Fanny - trust me, the reports I've read, we'll be there! Thank you. If not this summer, one summer for sure!

Bitter - meaning? You ok?

I'm staying for a bit......

No, I'm ok. Hang on, will FB you.

King Charles! I can see it now. What are his alternative names, or have you not had time to develop them?

PornDog goes by - stumpy, stumpty dumpty, flossie, schweinhund, puff chuff, dogbert, waya, dog, stoopid - the list goes on!

Saf - no worry mrs - I will speak to you face to face tomorrow (squee!) with either fabulous hair or looking like jimmy krankee.

On a lighter note, I have just had an argument with DH about lockerbie.

I swore blind that it wasn't a terrorist attack, just an unfortunate plane crash.

Then halfway through the argument the crushing truth dawned that I was mixing up the Lockerbie bombing with

Emmerdale

I know! I am officially stupid. I think I'd better resign.

Off to watch the meteor shower for you SAF

I don't even watch soaps FFS! I'm off to share my stupidity with MN.