Morning, tis me, Mouseface.
Alice - I am sorry that you are feeling shiter by the hour!! Bless you.
Mittz - so sorry to hear that DS is struggling and that you feel lost. xx
Lizzy - you lie like a cheap Japanese watch, you don't really want to spend time with DH, you just don't love us anymore do you? Do you? 
Double - not long now then until they go back to school? I hope the cash point is kind to you.
SAF - I love the Mittz & Mouse show!! 
TC - well done on the total loss! I've lost a whole pound! 
Bitter - oh, wait, you're not here yet....... 
Has Fluffs been here of late? May have to fb her ass!
What was I doing at 2-5.30am? No, not that, smut! I was begging DS to go to sleep. We took him for his jabs yesterday, popped out whilst PIL were here, and he had 2! One in each leg. Why is it that no amount of Calpol actually helps with jabs?
Anyway, Shredding again later and housework and coffee, Nescafe Blend 37. Yum!!!