The first rule about LIGHTer Club..

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Is you don't talk about Lighter club

Only Joking - No Rules.

Welcome to our second thread, lots of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter, have about 7lb to lose. Eating Less, Moving more.

Double at you singing and your amazing collection of 'erbs!!

Ah, I used to sing that with my 84 year old friend Jim.

I'm guessing you are never short of flavour in your house, Double.

hello all you lovely lot.

I am double booked tonight. I am going to a friends fancy dress birthday party, but before that i am meeting Reality and BoF for sme pre wedding drinks. In a pub. I am going to have to attend in fancy dress.

I have sorted, a last minute home made pirate costume. lord knows what it will look like as i have't tried it all on yet but still, will be a laugh at the least.

I have been a very good girl so far today. Had muesli for brekkie and a salad pot from Sainsbo's weight watchers section for lunch. Doubt i will eat much before i leave so calories for today are minimal.

I shant be drinking much tonight either as i am training tomorrow prior to the wedding so have an early start and a long day. need to be sober.

Doubt i will be online much until sunday evening/monday so try not to miss me too much.

And Alice don't you dare have that baby. i have the 8th on the sweepstake!

I always think of a joke when someone says -

'Do you do requests?'

Singer says, 'yes, of course, what would you like'

Person replies 'you to fuck off'!!!

Clearly, I don't want you to feck orf Dubs.....not in a million years.

Gigi - just posted on your fb wall about tonight!!

Sounds like you did good on the cals today too!

I can't believe how quickly Reality's wedding has come around!!

I hope she has a fab time tonight! And that the weather improves for tomorrow!

that you are getting to spend time with the gorgeous BOF!

i saw

Yes it is horrible and grey here today so i am praying it changes drmatically for her.

fingers crossed.

I am fairly certain the fabulous Solidgoldbrass will be coming along again too.

I soo cannot wait.

Cripes!!! MN's finest out are tonight then!!!

Surely the bars and pubs are not worthy.

I cannot wait. will look like a total tit stood in a pub on a friday night dressed as a pirate whilst everyone else is glam and gorgeous.

SGB is a god.

She is indeed!!!

Erm, why the pirate then?

because it was the only thing i could think of that i could make myself.

I dressed DD up pretty succesfully for a school day a couple of weeks ago so i figuered i would just do the same for me.

Its my friends birthday and she demands we all attend in fancy dress. Im not meeting them till about 10 so will go see Reality and BoF and the rest and then bugger off to the birthday do.

I really need to get a shift on but i haven't a clue where to start

Afternoon.

It was Soooo busy at Tescos.

GiGi have a fab weekend, but @ you sat there dressed as a pirate! Do you have a parrot and a peg leg?

Ignore me, I'm just jealous that you are hob-nobbing with some of MN's finest.

Yes, Bitter, I too am showing signs of green!!!

Ah, fair enough Gigi!

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

Anyone around?

I have just stuffed my face with a kebab but still managed to come in with 618 cals to spare today, due to shredding and everything else I've done!

Hello.. very weary.. the chat went very well.. I got the position Everything went well and I felt like an articulate, semi intelligent women with some relevant experience, ideas and attitude to a nearly 'proper' job!
In at the deep end and will continue current business at least for now whilst I see if and where this takes me.

DS has an infection in his toe, possibly from the playing field because there is glass in the grass and people allow their dogs to foul in it... It swelled up alarmingly and he could barely walk.

I have a dreadfully swollen tummy with IBS symptoms probably from stress, really irregular eating and being tired....

How is everyone?

CONGRATUALTIONS ON THE POSITION!!! YAY!!!

Sorry DS has a sore toe, poor thing!

And you are suffering too. Big hugs lovely.

I'm good, I'm dry and I'm happy! xx

Yay Mittz!!!

And ouch for DS but at least it is easily treatable.

Hello, it's quiet tonight!

Watched a karate kid film with DS - Big mistake. He is fine with the fighty bits, but I forgot that this one (it's the one with Hilary Swank)involves a storyline where she nurses a hawk back to health then sets it free.

Cue massive tears from DS 'Nooo mummy, the bird's flown way, she will miss it and the bird will be all on her oooooown' (Being all on your own is the worst thing that can happen in DS' world.)

I managed to calm him down and lie explain that the bird will be back to visit, but I think it's safe to say I won't be letting him watch 'Kes' any time soon.

Sorry , forgot to say - Yay Mittz, I am (weirdly) really proud of you!

Hello Double

Hello Bitter

Hello Alice

I'm pooped so off to bed. What a fab feeling not to be wankered on a Friday night. MAJOR wobble though, very nearly caved but kept busy instead.

Anyway. See you all tomorrow. Hope baby isn't causing you too many aches and pains Alice!!

Night LIGHTer lovelies. xxxx

Night Mouse x

Does anyone want a Weimaraner? I am sick of her following me around - she is even waiting outside the toilet for me. FFS, if I wanted a shadow I would have gone into politics.