The first rule about LIGHTer Club..

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Is you don't talk about Lighter club

Only Joking - No Rules.

Welcome to our second thread, lots of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter, have about 7lb to lose. Eating Less, Moving more.

You threw sickly DS into your bed ID? Respect for motherly duties..mine get thrown away , laid on a big towel to mutterings of 'I don't need to be washing double bedding' . Dealing with vomit results in me walking around with a wet flannel over my orafices..ew ew ew! [bad mother emote]

People like that worry me SAF re your mentoring course, it is something I would like to do but sadly don't have time or funds to do the volunteering bit at the moment.

I have been awake since 4. DS was having nightmares. Which I think is a double shame, for him obviously and for me because I think I was both sleeping properly and having a good interesting dream. Why is it that if I have a nightmare, I go into it every time I fall asleep, but good dreams slip away?

I don't mind though.. the sky is bushing coyly and the village is mine .

Morning

Sorry have been awol, busy then stress with mw yesterday. All fine now, although i am getting told off on an aibu thread (that i started)

What would you do if you caught someone stealing?

Morning, today I must start laundry mountain.

Alice, will try and find your thread - not long to go until the 10th

Bitter i was just about to email you! Are you miss or Mrs? and how many DVD's did you send? Want to check before i package everything up

I am Mrs, Alice - The clue is the fact that I refer to my DH

I don't know how many sorry, I think it was 4? Really no hurry though.

How are you? The last couple of weeks are Hell, aren't they.

It has been a stressful 2days. MW really stressed me out yesterday but better today. You may be on something with the 10th, DD was born one day late after all. Actually seeing the consultant that day anyhow.

Right Mrs, i have 4 DVD's, so all good, will package them up, then see if DH can send them from work to save me the trip to the PO

I went with the 10th because in our family all babies are exactly 10 days late.

I was born 10 days late, my sister was, my niece and nephew were and so were DS and DD. We obviously need a little longer to get things done in our family!

(we also have a habit of dropping dead on christmas day, but that's a whole other story)

Morning, tie me, Mouseface.

AAALLLLLLIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!! Yay!! How are you lovely? Oh dear re drama with the MW. Hope things are ok? All ready for the 12th?

Re the stealing - I saw a shoplifter once and reported him to the staff.... will read your thread too, but I'd tell!!

Right, SAF, Double, and Bitter (TC, I'll let you off as you were just present rather than smutty). 3 pages of filth!!! I go to bed and you manage to fill 3 pages with smut, including female robots, BSNN's cock size and Fluffs fanjo!! Dear Lord!!!!

Impressive!!

Nice to see TC was about last night to

Mittz - sorry you had a rough night/early morning.

Double - sorry DS has been ill, how is he?

Bitter - I love how sensitive you are!

SAF - your course sounds, erm, interesting!

All the chat or not about female robots made me remember an article I read once. A guy in the USA (of course) paid over £28k - not sure how many dollars that is - for a sex doll with a 'moving' fanjo, human hair, and limbs that bent. Her mouth was also able to erm, receive him, should he so desire.

Well, day 4 of no drinking booze here. DS was up AGAIN last night. It's weird, no explaination, he just wakes up and stays up for 2+ hours. Agh!

Off to my weekly torture session in a mo. Joy!!!

Morning saf.

Double, I'm not good with vomit, you poor thing.

Alices thread here

That reminds me, probably should get DS some lunch.

Hello.. beavering away here, I want to be outside, but not much more to do.. how are we all?

MMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Hey lovely!! I had to snog, it's been ages since there has been any snogging.

I'm V sore after physio. He was gentle but man, I hurt like hell after my fall still and after no sleep. Hydro was better but I hurt!!

I got hellish cramps last night too.

How are you? How's DS now? And your little angel? Is she better?

Alice - I have posted on your thread.

Hey, bit busy and seem to have been on the phone to all my family today. They call for big long chats during the day.
I mn work from home people, am not just wathing JK with a pack of biscuits!

Hope everyone's good.

SAF

Off to gym, as it is in same place as DS1's football camp thingy.

Haven't shredded today, but am aiming for 3x a week and have done that.