Does anyone know any good recipes for roasted cat?

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I really need a good recipe for roasted cat. If not roasted, then fried would be OK.

avec poo?

I was going to suggest mud, Pruni, that's how you cook a hedgehog (coat in mud and roast, and prickles come off with the baked mud) - was thinking of the cat fur, you see.

Only if you have a combi microwave, WWB.

weffa theeen mints for afters?

You pissed, Jools?

weffa theeen mints for afters?

Meaning of life, methinks

How tasteless !!!!!!!

Everyone with refined tastes knows that gerbels are for starters!

Oooops.

Hamster for afters then? With raspberry coulis?

Another idea - wrap the cat in crepe paper, hang it from a tree and pretend it's a pinata?

Actually, we could combine the two - we could tenderise the cat by pretending she's a pinata instead of using a tenderiser, and then once that's done, stick her on the spit.

I love it when a plan comes together