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Should I beat my husband's meat? <ahem>

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MamaG · 17/09/2008 11:57

Got some steak for his dinner.

Do I need to beat it or something? I never usually cook it

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MadreInglese · 17/09/2008 11:57

whatever floats your boat

FioFio · 17/09/2008 11:58

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MamaG · 17/09/2008 11:58

I've been a vegetarian for 20 years fio

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DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:00

PMSL at this thread title,

I think beatng it tenderising it

MamaG · 17/09/2008 12:00

Right, am at work at the mo but it will have 2 hours from me getting home to being chucked in the pan - will that be enough do you think?

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EyeballsintheSky · 17/09/2008 12:01

Humph. I only clicked on this thread in the hope of a cheap thrill.

MamaG · 17/09/2008 12:01

Dr N I think its my favourite ever title (of my own composition I mean)

I think we should have "thread title of the week" in MP's roundup and this should be it [blows own trumpet]

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Overmydeadbody · 17/09/2008 12:01

yep beating it tenderises it, and it really depends on what vut of meat it is whether or not it needs tenderising before frying.

I'd give it a good beat, it is highly theraputic

DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:02

You don't chuck it in a pan - yuo seal it

Overmydeadbody · 17/09/2008 12:02

you're planning on 'beating his meat' for two hours?

Respect

DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:03

Yiu can't talk about blowing trumpets on a thread about beating yer dh's meat.

What kind of woman are you?

MamaG · 17/09/2008 12:06

I think you already know the answer to that question Dr N

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DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:07

Slag

BecauseImWorthIt · 17/09/2008 12:07

What kind of steak is it, MamaG

cheesesarnie · 17/09/2008 12:09

pmsl.im veggie too and dh can beat his own meat,im not doing it.

DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:10

She won't know. Meat is meat as far as women like MamaG are concerned.

Themasterandmargaritas · 17/09/2008 12:14

Thanks to OMDB and Carmen I did the beating thing too, just last night in fact. Highly therapeutic and worked a treat. A good beating and a quick flash in the pan. The result, a happy dh.

DrNortherner · 17/09/2008 12:15

What id you beat with?

Themasterandmargaritas · 17/09/2008 12:17

A good hard rolling pin. And some cling film.

MamaG · 17/09/2008 12:17

God I don't know what sort of steak it is! cow steak I assume

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BecauseImWorthIt · 17/09/2008 12:20

Daft cow.

Do you mean rump, sirloin or fillet? Either of those shouldn't need to be beaten (especially fillet) but they do benefit from being marinated - use either a light vinaigrette or squeeze a lemon over the steak - just make sure that you have dried them off before putting them into a very hot pan.

BecauseImWorthIt · 17/09/2008 12:21

If you have bought 'frying' or 'minute' steak you shouldn't have bothered then you might need to beat them.

But bear in mind that beating then will also flatten them, make them thinner and they will cook very quickly, so if he likes a rare steak very short cooking will be required.

MamaG · 17/09/2008 12:21

I threw the packaging away because there were 4 in a pack and I froze two and left the other 2 in the fridge to cook tonight.

I won't beat it then. Just do the lemon thing.

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