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Every meal I cook DP hates

67 replies

Thinkpositive23 · 09/04/2018 19:14

So this is the 4th time running I've cooked DP taken one bite and refused to eat it.
Chilli - mince too chewy.
Beef stew - tasteless
Chicken with rice and hot sauce - didn't fancy
Spag bol - mince gristly
And tonight corned beef hash - tastes off

I follow recipes and put salt and pepper in it but nothing I do is right.

Can someone give me some simple recipes to try?

👎👎😟

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TammySwansonTwo · 09/04/2018 20:57

Why are you cooking?! Why?! And certainly if you are cooking while in such a bad state (I had SPD, I get it), it shouldn’t be any more than throwing something in the oven! Make sure he’s prepared to cook tomorrow

Scabetty · 09/04/2018 21:06

Just cook for your son and yourself. DP sounds childish.

Butterymuffin · 09/04/2018 21:11

Another one saying give us cooking for him. He sounds rude and ungrateful. Do you usually do all the cooking for the household?

typcast · 09/04/2018 21:18

You're heavily pregnant, suffering with spd and on crutches? And he's moaning that the mince is chewy???
What a gent!

LoniceraJaponica · 09/04/2018 21:40

I find that the best mince dishes need a long slow cook in the oven for several hours.

How long are you cooking the mince for?

TheEmmaDilemma · 09/04/2018 23:11

I can't abide mince that hasn't been long slow cooked. Spaghetti and chilli get a good couple to three hours.

WeAllHaveWings · 09/04/2018 23:19

We never eat mince on the day its cooked, always simmer for a couple of hours, cool quickly and put in fridge for 1-5 days.

He should be sharing the cooking, dh cooks as often as I do and we are both equally as bad at it 😂

Weezol · 09/04/2018 23:40

I have a two ingredient dish for him.

Fuck
All

Thinkpositive23 · 10/04/2018 05:12

Thank you all for making me feel much better plus all your hints and tips for if I attempt to cook again. I'm not planning too me and ds are going to go out for a massive lunch tomorrow my treat and have a sandwich for tea and DP can fuck right off.

Thanks you guys x

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Hypermice · 10/04/2018 05:31

Why isn’t he doing the cooking if you’re heavily pregnant on crutches? What kind of bloke watches someone struggle to even stand up and then moans about it? What a Prince...

NeverTell9871 · 10/04/2018 06:13

Keep making your lovely meals for you and your son (if possible on crutches!!) and buy cheap ready meals for DP. He will soon learn what 'gritty' mince tastes like!

Thinkpositive23 · 10/04/2018 12:47

Tonight's dish ladies and gents is sweet fuck all for DP.

Fuck him

Thanks for your support guys x

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GeekyWombat · 10/04/2018 12:54

Thank goodness! Big lunch for you and DC and then sandwiches for all until (a) he starts cooking too or (b) he stops moaning.

JollyGiraffe · 11/04/2018 16:51

What was his reaction think? Wink

MrsTerryPratchett · 11/04/2018 18:23

Aaaaand what happened?

LiteraryDevil · 23/04/2018 20:32

According to another post she's on, DP is physically abusive and has slapped her for not saying he looks fit today, so I dread to think.

buttybuttybutthole · 23/04/2018 20:51

Shit with sugar on.

If he doesn't like that then fuck you pie or sod off tart Smile

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