Today in the interests of research,I am going to buy cheesestrings,Frubes and Humzingers....

[moondog]

(but I dunno what the last two are.Where can I find them then???)

don't do it
even touching them is dangerous I reckon
I do not know what a humzinger is but frubes are in the yoghurt section and hysterically cheestrings are found in the real cheese section.

I shall wear gloves and a mask Piff,but thanks for your concern.

humzinger is a fruit bar, find it with the dried fruit i think. neice has them, they look vile.

Frubes are tubes of fromage frais - made by yoplait i think. Find in chill cabinet with yog- purpley pink boxes.
Humzingers are dried fruit bars - healthy snack - in our supermarket I think they are with the raisins and cereal bars.

Frubes are tubes of fromage frais - you won't like them MD too artifical, but great for packed lunches as you don't need a spoon. You can get them at any supermarket

Humzingers - fruit bars, no additives colourings etc championed by quite a few MNers. Taste like poo, my children won't touch them and even I couldn't eat them. Kind of sawdust texture iirc.

Would't bother with the Frubes(tubes of fromage frais) tbh as they have preservatives in them iirc. Humzingers are basically what is known as fruit leather and are just fruit that has been cooked and mashed and cooked and mashed and dried. Not much fibre left but generally harmless apart from the fruit sugar.

I find those yoghurts in tubes so vile looking. I cringe when I see a child eating a yoghurt in this om-the-go fashion. Hmmm - let's do away with cuttlery and plates and all eat our meal out of a squeezy tube.

I'll be interested to see what your research uncovers :)

Buy a Dairylea Lunchable, go on, MD, you know you want to

lol moondog. I think Frubes are yoghurts or fromage frais, no idea re Humzingers.

dd kept on about cheesestrings a few months ago (because her friend has them in her lunchbox). She ate 2 of them and asked me never to buy them again! Problem is she now says she doesn't like cheese.

Ok,and a lunchable.

Quite intersting re Humzingers.
In the Caucusus, (and Russia and Turkey) you can buy long strips of dried fruit with nuts in 'em.
Very nice.

LOL Hunker we could come up with a nice long shopping list for moondog - what about some fruit shoots?

I make a great dried apricot/peach and alond/hazelnut fruit strap/bar
Dead on, far too nice for the kids though

Frubes are good eaten frozen though :o

And cheese strings are real cheese. Mutated by an alien machine, admittedly, but 100% real cheese nonetheless.

and moondog what would your basket be without Billy Bear sausage or "baby ham" as it is known colloquially.

i know... fruit winders and pepperami too! or those panda pops masquerading as fruit shoots

Fruit 'strap'

Ooh err.

ROFL, yes, a shopping list for MD. How about you lunch at McDonald's or KFC, MD? Or is that Going Too Far?

what about a special recipe pouch?

This will be a laff.

May end up eating catfood inadvertently though....

I know there are a lot of ugly, overweight, sweaty, hairy earred men out there

Doesnt mean I want to neck any of them

only the old ones boris

Ive started seeing someone Allie, getting serious very quickly (bit scary TBH)
Hes 40+

older than my dad

You are a complete Lite-weight MD.
Your shopping list should be:
Unlunchables
This Bear-ham stuff
A non-refrigeratable mousse type pudding
Quavers or Skips
a 250g bar of chocolate.
Fruit Shoots.

please add wotsits to the list

sounds intriguing boris love. at least he's not older than my dad (he's 62)