is there even a remote chance of denaffifying cheese and pineapple?

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DD3 has requested these for a family event on Saturday.

I am far too much of a snob progressive to put them on cocktail sticks.

Anyone with a funky way of doing it?

I fail to see your point ... you could have used the rind as shoes

This has reminded me of our reminiscing about stews that your Mum could keep going for 5 days, with various potato accompaniments if you were lucky...

Did they not have fruit mines?

Why do you have to cover the grapefruit in foil?

its classy innit.

Or you cut a grape in half and stuck on little eyes

No. Perhaps if it was like multi-coloured metalic foil, but that silver stuff just looks naff. Straight into the grapefruit looks more 'homely' and 'natural' and posh.

How about sticking them on a dart board on the wall?

Damn right she could keep stews going or days!

It is a large potato, covered in foil. The cocktail sticks can be brightly coloured plastic though, especially for a children's party.