Right that's it for Twiglett. I'm not having fun any more, there is little of interest and I'm getting wound up by things I'm not sure I really care up so it's time for me to bid a fond adieu

[Twiglett]

Bye

and thanks for all the fish!

Yes I think we may have rediscovered the beauty of mumsnet.

I think I may name change after all

Twig's gone, and in her place a bunch of cocks

maybe tis tread is twig's final gift to mn, to remind us what's important. laffs and cock. i'm off to embroider that on a sampler...

No come back I was loving the cock fight!

it's like there's 2 mn's

one for the debate and point-scoring that people flounce from when it's not fun any more

then there's the other one, the more important one, I don't know, was just scrolling through this then looked at active convos and there's such a lot of sadness and support and all the rest of it going on

I'm sure you've helped your share of people Twiglett, it's more than just a hang-out that loses its shine when the "cool-os" leave

I'm going to stay this was for a wee while, in twig's honour

This is why I joined MN! Haha! Maybe we can all get back to normal now that there are so many self appointed Cocks on here.

No cocks here

Oh dear.

Nor here - Dh snoring head off. I'm off to dream of Pitt and Clooney.

I rather like this name. Haitch is so better with the correct spelling

It's like you've got a different accent all of a sudden. Or is that you again PoppyCoc (the wrong spelling kinda gives you away dear...)

who the feck id poppycoc/poppycok/haitch

will someone tell me what the fuck is going on here

i assume that haitch is poppycoc.

I'm placing my wager on that hj burd.

moi aussi. she's never a newbie.

nope, too bloody antagonistic!!

I like my new cock name. I might keep it

call the FBI - this is serious shit

lol

Me too

Pottycock did you open your umbrella with your nether region?

Um, yes I am Aitch.

Do you think if you keep telling lies about me and being nasty that I will leave and you can keep your name?

I don't understand why you have taken so much offence to something so innocuous

I was going to be dodgycock but then I thought it sounded like I had an STD so I refrained.