Right that's it for Twiglett. I'm not having fun any more, there is little of interest and I'm getting wound up by things I'm not sure I really care up so it's time for me to bid a fond adieu

[Twiglett]

Bye

and thanks for all the fish!

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lol ledodgy!

Haitch is what people say when they can't talk proper like

I was going to be cockdownunder, but alas I need to sleep its far too late over here.

stop it. for the third time you are welcome to the name because i hardly ever use it and anyway, there's not much that can be done if i did object, i don't own all variations of it. i was trying to have a laugh with you in the beginning, and to point out gently that you were being a bit mean to Twig and all other flouncers. however, i don't think you're new. just my opinion.

Well whatever, I'm staying as this!

Gawd I'm REALLY confused...

Me stop it?

You have insulted me, been nasty and encouraged others to think untrue things about me.

I think you should 'Stop It'

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I'm confused too.

Is Poppycock with a K Aitch?

And Poppycoc without a K, HaitchHaitchHaitch ?

If so

Why?

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Errrrrr..
Do you remember that comedy, Soap? This is it..

Hello Dior! I haven't seen you about for a while?

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haith...etc is poppycoc i think

No, I'm Sportacus erm Monkeytrousers! I haven't name changed.

OI - stop bickering, you bunch of cocks

Peace and love!

you are only a true cock if you have the 'ck' if you have more than one then you are uppermost n the hierarchy

Well Twig, we never hit it off big time but last week finally I found a little ember of empathy beginning to glow on one of our threads. It's sad to see it flicker out.

Take care chuck x

Bye Twig! Good luck with the whole RL lark.

I've been spending a lot more time there myself recently (self-imposed weekday ban), and it's not bad. I've been making friends with these small people I found living in my house...they look kind of familiar.

(Am gutted that there have been no "Why isn't MadamAnt posting so much these days" threads though )

Mine rhymes with poppycock, so therefore I am obv superior

yars floppy you area true cock

We have hats? Wow.

I have been posting less and less. Until I post this, there are NO recent discussions with messages from me on.

I am feeling a growing sense of ennui with the whole of the internet. I'm sure that having a world of information at our fingertips is somehow sapping our self sufficiency. We know so much more than our ancesters ever did, yet sometimes I feel we understand less.

I wrote a postcard to someone last week. I made so many unconcious spelling errors, so many slips of the hand, that it looked like it had been scrawwled by a 10 year old - I hhave become accustomed to doing NOTHING without the spellchecker and the backspace button. It allows me to appear as I am not - more intelligent and capable, better put together. This is the self I present to my online friends, one of calm capability and measured indignity - my REAL friends, the ones who know me without the backspace, know me as a purse losing, easily enraged, short tempered, perpetually late, disorganised mess.

I am starting to believe that the internet is stealing my brain, and replacing it with Brain(tm).