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Right that's it for Twiglett. I'm not having fun any more, there is little of interest and I'm getting wound up by things I'm not sure I really care up so it's time for me to bid a fond adieu

374 replies

Twiglett · 25/10/2008 11:01

Bye

and thanks for all the fish!

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expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 20:58

those eyes are anything but boring.

especially when staring down at you from a superior position .

ResidentTroll · 25/10/2008 20:59

Size isnt everythng you know!!!!!

PoppyCock · 25/10/2008 20:59

work. and my pal wrote layer cake. he's short, he's bland, he's a bit of an ac-torrrrr and he cleared his throat a lot.

ResidentTroll · 25/10/2008 20:59

oh yes, those twinkly eyes

watsthestory · 25/10/2008 21:00

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littlelapin · 25/10/2008 21:02

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expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:02

bet he's got a big knob.

he has the look of a man with a big wanger.

beansontoast · 25/10/2008 21:03

oh twig...you are flounced.. but i will not grieve you nor be ...i still read you,inbetween the lines of fence sitters' posts,still hear your cries of wisdom in the dumb-assed no idea type threads,and of course when i am not supposing what you might be saying ...can always indulge in some 'archived twig'.

i only wish i could be sure i have put the correct apostrophes on this post.

so glad i got to meet you [fawn]
x

Dioriffic · 25/10/2008 21:04

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expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:05

'I have found in the past that tall, thin men are disappointing in this area.'

Oh, I've had a couple of surprises with tall, thin men .

Everything you hear about Scotsmen . . .

is TRUE!

PoppyCock · 25/10/2008 21:06

pal is writing new book now, sequel to LC. i could tel you the name of it...

Dioriffic · 25/10/2008 21:06

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littlelapin · 25/10/2008 21:07

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twinsetofcocks · 25/10/2008 21:08

My dp is tall and thin and packs a huge punch in the trouser department.

Dioriffic · 25/10/2008 21:09

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PoppyCock · 25/10/2008 21:11

ah. have interviewed AA and LOVED him.

expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:11

My DH's girth all went between his legs is my private joke .

I remember my exbf was stacked, too, but thin and wiry.

He was an arsehole and I remember some other guy remarking, 'That guy gets all the hot chicks! He's such an asshole, too. What is it about that guy?' And I just looked between his legs. 'Oh, I see . . . '

PoppyCock · 25/10/2008 21:12

not so private now...

expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:13

oops

watsthestory · 25/10/2008 21:13

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Dioriffic · 25/10/2008 21:14

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expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:14

shall i change my name to 'TurgidCock'?

i love the word turgid.

Dioriffic · 25/10/2008 21:14

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expatinscotland · 25/10/2008 21:15

i love it, too!

but of course, everyone knows that .

PottyCock · 25/10/2008 21:16

Noooo, don't change back! I am loving all the cocks on here. It's like a long-awaited rejuvenation

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