THATS IT AHM OFF

[RealFeminist]

STUFF THE LOT O YEES AH WIS NIVER THAT INTAE THE PLACE ANYWAY

AND THE VAN WIS JIST RESTIN IN MA MILS DRIVEWAY FWIW

I WIS DEFINITELY NBU AND IT WISNAE EMBELEZZMENT

TATTY BYE

Tourin’ Le Continent in yer big camper van -better check the tyres it’s been sitting aboot for a while.

What's your next move? Career-wise, I mean given that you have announced that you are stepping down at the next election?

Are you throwing a wee party for your supporters, somewhere appropriate like Clatty Pat's?

AHVE WROTE A WEE BOOK.

AIFTER PARTY IS AT FURRY MURRYS

AHVE WROTE A WEE BOOK.

Couldn't it be said that you have written 'the' book? The book on how to get away with it and have it all?

LIVIN THE DREAM HEN

Fury Murray's has closed down! I'm sure the Wetherspoons in George Sq would keep a couple of tables for you.

AH MEANT THE SOFT PLAY

May I suggest a long cruise on the Glen Sannox, I’m sure that crack in the hull is nothing to worry about.

Youse an yer pal eh?

https://news.stv.tv/scotland/nicola-sturgeon-to-make-revelatory-comedy-debut-at-kings-theatre

Naaw Nic-Nock!! Don't leave us this way!! Fair faw yer HONEST sonsie face! Great Nicster of the political race!! Abin' them aw ye tak yer place... restin' in yer van.. weel are ye worthy oh a grace..

COMEDAIN TAE MA FINGERTIPS