THATS IT AHM OFF

[RealFeminist]

STUFF THE LOT O YEES AH WIS NIVER THAT INTAE THE PLACE ANYWAY

AND THE VAN WIS JIST RESTIN IN MA MILS DRIVEWAY FWIW

I WIS DEFINITELY NBU AND IT WISNAE EMBELEZZMENT

TATTY BYE

AND NAEBDY ASKED BUT AHVE DONE YEES A DIGRAM

Is that you, Wee Nippy?

NO AHM NAE HERE HEN

Bravo OP. Extra kudos for the diagram! 🤣

FWR will never be the same again.

Y'urnae here?

Awf tae Auchtermuchty?

AHMUR AHMURNAE AUCHTERMUCTHY

Literally,
My username.
😕

AHM AWAY

EXPECTIN TAE GET A QUICH OR SOMETHIN

Not you again! No need to announce your departure… ✈️

I will miss your valuable insights. Will ye no come back agin?

I am in awe of your map drawing skills.

Awa’ n raffle yer do’nut hen!

I hope you took the high road.
😀

Are you going on the comedy circuit with Wee Mhairi Black?
You two could be Scotland's answer to French and Saunders!

Oh, I thought your retirement from politics was so you could spend more time here.

If you'd like company I have a little list somewhere <pulls out 47 large ring binders and adjusts glasses>

AHM NO BEIN FUNNY BUT MHAIRI HISNAE GOAT THE

TIMIN

Don’t let the door bang you on your doupie

Mmmmmmmm diagram.

What's happened? <vacant stare>

NAEBDY BANGS MY DOOR ANYMAIR

Was it free drinks 🍸 in Holyrood today?

Val des Ayr... love it 😁

I LURVE A GOOD DIAGRAM!