Bye Mumsnet!

[ScumbagDave]

Off for a little flounce.

So many good things about Mumsnet ruined by people who don't seem to be able to grasp the art of conversation, reading or comprehension.

So odfod to that side of Mumsnet! Sad to miss the good parts.

[FlouncerDave]

@Elieza

Ha ha, “you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave” as the song goes…

MNet IS addictive!!!

I will admit this song popped into my head too

[Pebbledashery]

It's been 7 hours and 15 days.....
Since Dave announced his flounce.

[FlouncerDave]

@Pebbledashery

It's been 7 hours and 15 days.....
Since Dave announced his flounce.

Noooothing compares to Mumsnet though

[FlouncerDave]

Actually only 45 mins though and tbf people asked for more info

[FlouncerDave]

Not that it matters, but I am all woman baby (with cervix fuck you very much David lammy), so meh to the hints that I'm a gent.

I don't have a wife but I am bisexual though so there you aren't wrong!

[AdamandMadame]

@FlouncerDave apologies, I didn’t realise what section this is in! Flounce away! 😅

[FlouncerDave]

Anywho, I'll give it another minute and if that's it, I'll bow out, again.

This thread has been actually pretty entertaining with mainly fun, friendly people. Then, there's been the same old issues. So I think it's actually proved to me that I'm right to go.

So if there's no more questions? Bye all

[SoupDragon]

And with that I bid you all adieu

Or not... 😂

[FlouncerDave]

@SoupDragon

And with that I bid you all adieu

Or not... 😂

Ah soup I think I'll miss you most of all 😢

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

Aw don’t go, you know you don’t want to……

[Pebbledashery]

If I could turn back time says Dave..

[FlouncerDave]

@ThroughThickAndThin01

Aw don’t go, you know you don’t want to……

Ah there's so much good about this place but the bad does ruin it.

[FlouncerDave]

@Pebbledashery

If I could turn back time says Dave..

The disco ball was just for you and your pop references. Don't say I never give you anything!

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

Oh yeah I agree, I hide most threads tbh 😂

[FlouncerDave]

Right I mean it now... Farewell and thanks for the funny thread. A much nicer note to end on

[PurpleDaisies]

I wonder if any flouncers actually leave. I bet it’s a back under a name change in a week..

[AlfonsoTheDinosaur]

Bye, @FlouncerDave. Off you pop, now.

[IAmTheLovechildOfYvesAndIsabel]

Aww c'mon Dave you know how it is 'You can check out anytime you like but you ca.... yeah that's right. Case in point - I myself was off Mnet from 2017 to 2020 'but just when I thought I was out - they pulled me back in.'
If I can think of any other relevant lyrics or lines from films I'll be back, just trying to bring a bit of a new angle to flouncers', something other than the ubiquitous door and arse or the excellent but overly aggressive fuck off to the something something and fuck off some more.
I for one will miss yer cheeky face but it's cold out there Dave and there's wolves on every corner and what will you do, Next-door app, Bored Panda - I am asking for a friend, innit. Surely you wouldn't go to Reddit, would you? You wouldn't would you, would you, would you Dave, Dave, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE!!??!!

[FWBNC]

@ShowOfHands

I flounced once. 2007 maybe. Can't remember.

I'm trapped now. There's no exit.

Bye Dave mate. See you soon.

It's not MN without you! So, no, no more flouncing!

[LatteLoverLovesLattes]

@ScumbagDave
@FlouncerDave
@oldfriend

MN IS Hotel California

I name change a lot now since the leaks & other people being tracked through posts/photos etc

I really miss the old days.

Sorry to see you go, I should probably follow you & take the 'door hitting arse' for the both of us, but I won't (yet)

You know where we are...

[TheVolturi]

Awww. Dave finally got some female attention. Sadly it was only so we could all say good riddance.

[RaisedByPangolins]

Does Dave hold the MN record for worlds shortest flounce?

Leaves at 13.16, signs back up again at 13.47 (I think - can’t be arsed to check again!) to reply after reading MN threads for the preceding xx minutes.

Told you @ScumbagDave …you’ll be back. enjoy your break.

[RaisedByPangolins]

Ha ha. It was 13.37

[Geamhradh]

@Pebbledashery

It's been 7 hours and 15 days.....
Since Dave announced his flounce.

But the chorus of "I've been on here for years" is catchy, isn't it?

[knittingaddict]

Why do we have flouncer's corner if you're not allowed to flounce?