Bye Mumsnet!

[ScumbagDave]

Off for a little flounce.

So many good things about Mumsnet ruined by people who don't seem to be able to grasp the art of conversation, reading or comprehension.

So odfod to that side of Mumsnet! Sad to miss the good parts.

[FlouncerDave]

Anything else? Any last bokkockings? I'll delete registration in a minute or so, unless there's anything else.

[userxx]

I only know as I received the bollocking, the person I was exchanging words with, was indeed a hal....... wanker!

Anyway, it's your flounce so you can say what the hell you want.

[JasonMomoasgirlfriend]

[quote AdamandMadame]@FlouncerDave, Mumsnet is not an airport, no need to announce your departure!

Enjoy your time off and see you again soon.[/quote]
There's a reason the section is called flouncers corner...

[TooBigForMyBoots]

Fuckity bye then @ScumbagDave.

[FlouncerDave]

[quote AdamandMadame]@FlouncerDave, Mumsnet is not an airport, no need to announce your departure!

Enjoy your time off and see you again soon.[/quote]
@AdamandMadame

This is Flouncers Corner. It is the board created for announcing your departure. So your issue is with Mnhq for creating it I think, not me for using it

[userxx]

@Pebbledashery

I don't see the point in announcing the flounce lol. If you're going to do it.. Then just do it.

Oh no! If you're gonna flounce it needs to be noticed.

[FlouncerDave]

@TooBigForMyBoots

Fuckity bye then *@ScumbagDave*.

Love it!!

[MrsLargeEmbodied]

should we organise a collection dave?

[Elieza]

Thanks @FlouncerDave

A break helped me readjust. Perhaps that would help you too? Flounce today by all means but return in a fortnight and see how you feel.

[Pebbledashery]

Do tell what was the straw that broke the camels back..

[MrsLargeEmbodied]

what do you plan to do with your free time?
National trust?
gardening?
baking?

[Pebbledashery]

@MrsLargeEmbodied

should we organise a collection dave?

🤣

[FlouncerDave]

@Pebbledashery, see my last post to @AdamandMadame. Your issue is with HQ for creating the board I think, not me for using it. Suggest you take it up with them!

[FlouncerDave]

@Pebbledashery

Do tell what was the straw that broke the camels back..

People erm...not reading the thread...wow, this...this is a little awkward isn't it 😬?

[JaninaDuszejko]

Mumsnet is not an airport, no need to announce your departure!

So what's the point of Flouncer's Corner then?

[FlouncerDave]

@MrsLargeEmbodied

should we organise a collection dave?

Yes please! I would love that. What are you buying me?

[MrsLargeEmbodied]

see i told you no one leaves @FlouncerDave

[ShowOfHands]

I flounced once. 2007 maybe. Can't remember.

I'm trapped now. There's no exit.

Bye Dave mate. See you soon.

[Pebbledashery]

Wow, you're passive aggressive aren't you. Good luck to you.. And your wife.

[MrsLargeEmbodied]

@FlouncerDave
um, ?

[FlouncerDave]

@MrsLargeEmbodied

see i told you no one leaves *@FlouncerDave*

Why does "noone leaves" sound so sinister 😨?

[Pebbledashery]

I think you just need to go now Dave, there's a good lad.

[FlouncerDave]

@Pebbledashery

Wow, you're passive aggressive aren't you. Good luck to you.. And your wife.

Lol ok! Thaaaaanks (don't let the door hit you on the way out of the thread 😂😂😂😂😂)

[Elieza]

Ha ha, “you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave” as the song goes…

MNet IS addictive!!!

[FlouncerDave]

@ShowOfHands

I flounced once. 2007 maybe. Can't remember.

I'm trapped now. There's no exit.

Bye Dave mate. See you soon.

No damn it! Say it ain't so! I am flouncing I tell you! {Stamps hoof}