I'm off!!

[WhiteBadger]

I know no one will give a fuck! But can't bare the hysteria on this forum at the moment.

As quick as one thread gets moved to the correct Topic, another pops up!

It's like a virus!

See ya in a couple of weeks!

Definitely safe to come back Badger, just don’t venture out from here and you’ll be fine 😁

@Wolfiefan
haha the C word.....

@Irial don’t you DARE say it.

Don't blame you. MN has been a tremendous place of support to me over the last 12 years but it's become a place I don't recognise. Full of hysterical armchair doctors who know better than the experts.

I long for the days of CF parking!

AIBU to think it’s ridiculous that MNetters are flouncing off due to coronavirus

The whole point of Flouncers' Corner is it's ridiculous!! ;)

Yes. This CF virus has a lot to answer for. A good parking thread, breast v bottle, buggy v wheelchair - come back all is forgiven.

Frankly @Icare1234 it’s all making me a bit nostalgic for Brexit.

@WhiteBadger my post was very tongue in cheek!!

I was bollocked for mentioning my planned holiday to the lakes at the end of June . Way too much hysteria going on at the moment 😬

I do like a good flounce!

(But have to agree that posters really do need to use the sodding topic - I want to see C posts, usually, but am thinking about hiding the topic for an hour or two daily )

@iVampire Ooooooo, didn't know about hiding 👍

I've hidden the C topic but still so much on it that I'm mainly rereading Classics.

Sorry powkin I'd obviously not taken my anti-snowflake tablets that day!!

I used to love a good flounce in the olden days!

Not enough of them now!

I am willing to engage in a diversionary parking/spa day/ducks in order/bridezilla etc thread at short notice.

Social distancing is really going to limit the number of CF threads on here. Sad times.

Yes ! Bridezillas are an endangered species right now, similarly restaurant/theatre behaviour etc. I’d give anything for an Aibu about, say sweets in the theatre or mobiles at gigs etc.

No, you're looking at an 18month flounce!

Omg I'd give anything for a Bridezilla story right now!

It's a completely different board when you hide the C section. Instant relief.

Badger wotcha doing still here? It's impossible to escape MN, I've been trying to wean myself off it for years

Badger I’m sure there will some Bridezillas along soon -

AIBU that my bridesmaids should pay for their outfits even though my wedding is cancelled? (Drip... I chose the most expensive hand made lace and silk flown in from China when they said they could only afford local)

AIBU that my guests should all be posting their gifts to me as wedding is cancelled?

Haha! Love the fake AIBU threads.

AIBU to expect think that the A&E doctor next door was rude when she snapped at me this morning when I asked if she could watch my kids for an hour, as we had agreed three weeks ago?

Loving the AIBU it’s 1940 but some have missed the joke.

Brilliant...

😂😂😂