Can Flouncers come back in via Flouncer's corner?

[user1490119327]

It's been two years since I flounced. I didn't even say goodbye.
I used to BE somebody around here. Now look at my stupid username.

Let that be a lesson to all flouncers.

I'm wondering if there's a place mumsnetters can announce their return and there will be the opportunity for unflouncers to make an entrance where people pretend to care?

An unflouncers topic?

I expect the mumsnet orchestra has disbanded so there will be no fanfare.

PLEASE change your 'user' to IUsedToBeSomebody' (any hints about who you were?)

How long before you can lose the 'User...'?

Flouncer's Corner used to be quite a thing, but no-one seems to bother flouncing now.

I had to re-register because I was on 'the list'. Now I can't access any of my old user names, and I was quite attached to them.

ooh i remember you, that's a good start.

well i was once melted by soupdragon as she doesn't much like other dragons, then spent the night aitch's posh fridge. does that help?

what list? i never made any list

oh hang on, yes the list. well i don't know if i was on it, but got an unreal amount of spam for weeks after the list was published so i probably was on that list. so i walked. now security round here is so tight i can't even steal my own identity.

There was a list of who was on the list.

oh not sure i hung around for the list of the people on the list

If your name's not on the list.......

Yes, flouncing is leaving but with an announcement - 'this site used to be really supportive/fun/informative but...', 'you're all a bunch of bitches...', 'this place is mean...'

Ad nauseam.

Brux?

Yes, flouncing was all the rage.

"Right that's it, I've had enough, It used to be so much better round here"
followed by
"Don't go"....then they didnt go.
or
"don't let the door hit you on the way out"

Not Brux.

I can't think of any other dragons. There was LRD but she's been back a while (with new partner and a baby on the way which is lovely!) and Honeydragon but she's there ^^ and never left.

Maybe if I saw your name I would remember you? But nobody's really anybody here any more.

There we go, thats a bit more comfortable.

But i don't like the 00.

It's YOU!

Didn't you have a baby who must be about 2 or maybe 3 now? Plus a couple of boys?

In my defence I never think of you are a dragon.

Hang on, neverg00gle you're not the op are you? I remember you.

Still no idea who op is.

I used to be somebody too. Then had a break and blah blah blah.

By somebody I onviously mean an over invested person with little/no life outside MN.

My kids got older and life got better :)

Humph, there are loads of dragons

Yes, I am the OP.
Yes the baby that came from the Boring holiday in Margate thread in travel. He'll be 3 soon.

Who 'were' you Moving?

When you were somebody (when life was lonely and we spent all our time on here)

Ha ha I remember :)

If you don't like the 00 surely you can think of something new not to google?