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How does Tom cruise look so young !

58 replies

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:41

Watching the mummy

How the hell does Tom cruise look the same as 30 years ago!?

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CuriousMama · 21/08/2022 23:43

Is that you Tom?

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:44

Hahahhaaa! I wish

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Anon778833 · 21/08/2022 23:44

He doesn’t look the same but certainly he’s a fan of fillers.

Deadringer · 21/08/2022 23:50

Aside from a great head of hair I think he looks pretty average for his age tbh. I mean well groomed and well cared for, but not especially young.

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:50

Wouldn't mind being a penny behind him tho ....

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stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:51

Your joking he's 60 ! Nice body , looks ltr 30s ....
I would . 😂

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Wizzbangfizz · 21/08/2022 23:53

He is a psychopath

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:53

Is he ? Ffs . That's him off my list then 😂

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MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 21/08/2022 23:55

Watch Risky Business, you'll see how much work he's had done .

MarpleFan · 21/08/2022 23:56

I would too, if he wasn't a fully-paid up cult member (IMO - just to cover myself from any scary Scientologists out there!)

Leafy3 · 21/08/2022 23:57

Faustian pact.

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:58

Leafy3 · 21/08/2022 23:57

Faustian pact.

What now ? Do I need a Google ?

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badbaduncle · 22/08/2022 00:02

He's a sociopath who is the second in command at a dangerous cult. His films are produced using slave labour.
Regarding his looks he's had a huge amount of plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures.
He's a dangerous man and I find it very shocking he is tolerated let alone has the highest grossing film of the year.

stillvicarinatutu · 22/08/2022 00:05

Where's this information from?

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CorvusPurpureus · 22/08/2022 00:14

Good grief, no. Even in the 80s he was a bit too toothpastey & annoying.

He then thoroughly ruined Interview with the Vampire by a) camping it up like an absolute plonker all over the place in a cheap wig & b) failing to fancy Brad Pitt convincingly.

He's not aged well, & he's probably not someone you'd want to be married to, & I gather he's even less someone you'd be able to divorce without legal misery.

If he rocked up as a dad at your children's school he'd be That Dad on the whatsapp group, is the impression I get.

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/08/2022 00:17

stillvicarinatutu · 21/08/2022 23:58

What now ? Do I need a Google ?

Think crossroads at midnight, signing in blood, that sort of thing.

Deadringer · 22/08/2022 00:17

I always think he has a nun's face, no disrespect to nuns.

Kaiken · 22/08/2022 00:18

he doesn't look young. Filters, editing, polishing, make up, ...

How does Tom cruise look so young !
stillvicarinatutu · 22/08/2022 00:20

Crossroads at midnight ?

What that ropey series where the sets wobbled and benny wore a beanie hat ? 😂.

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SizzlerFizzler · 22/08/2022 00:22

Every so often he pops up looking a bit stretched and puffy. Clearly has some tweakments done every now and then.

I do think he looks good for 60 but all the weird stuff in his private life overshadows that.

LydiaDeets · 22/08/2022 00:22

Weird, puffy, waxxy... Yes.

Young, no

toomuchlaundry · 22/08/2022 00:23

He doesn’t look good in the 2021 photo someone posted

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/08/2022 00:23

stillvicarinatutu · 22/08/2022 00:20

Crossroads at midnight ?

What that ropey series where the sets wobbled and benny wore a beanie hat ? 😂.

I'm old enough to remember that (weird weird series).

Internet rabbit hale, Vicar? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossroads_(folklore)

CPL593H · 22/08/2022 00:27

Robert Johnson allegedly sold his soul to the Devil at a crossroads at midnight, to be able to play the best blues guitar ever.

I think TC has had a lot of very good surgical interventions and stays fit. It must be trying at his age (my age) No crossroads involved. If anyone can recommend one though, I'm all ears.

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/08/2022 01:10

CPL593H · 22/08/2022 00:27

Robert Johnson allegedly sold his soul to the Devil at a crossroads at midnight, to be able to play the best blues guitar ever.

I think TC has had a lot of very good surgical interventions and stays fit. It must be trying at his age (my age) No crossroads involved. If anyone can recommend one though, I'm all ears.

I mean he's not wrong.