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Greatest Movie Quotes

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mothernature · 13/10/2004 10:44

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, 'Hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it!' --Fletcher Reede in Liar Liar

~I invented Post-its~ Romey and Michelle's High Skool

Calling somebody else fat will not make you any thinner. calling somebody else stupid will not make you any smarter ~ Mean Girls

Life moves pretty fast.and if you don't stop and look around.you could miss it. -->Ferris Bulers Day Off

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lou33 · 13/10/2004 10:48

The allergic to bullshit one is a fave of mine.

vict17 · 13/10/2004 10:53

"I am your father." (THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK)
"My mama always said: life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (FORREST GUMP)

Northerner · 13/10/2004 10:53

I was gonna add 'nobody put's baby in a corner' How I love that film - I so wanted to be baby when I was 14!!!

"I carried a watermelon?!" Dirty Dancing

"I'm gonna get fu*in divorced. No marriage councelling, no trial seperation, I'm just gonna get fu*in divorced" Pulp Fiction

suzywong · 13/10/2004 10:56

"4am time for milking, John Book' - Amish patriarch to Harrison Ford in Witness (said often in our house when those pesky kids wake up early)

and the best quote of all time

"You talking to me?" Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

lou33 · 13/10/2004 10:56

Northerner I LOVE pulp Fiction, one of my all time faves.

Northerner · 13/10/2004 10:57

Me too Lou!

suzywong · 13/10/2004 10:58

"You know where he kept that watch?"

One of Christopher Walken's best roles I think

mothernature · 13/10/2004 10:59

Just in case I'm not enough of a freak already, let's add a Tiara.Mia ThermopolisThe Princess Diaries

"Sharks:they only bite when you touch their private parts." Fifty First Dates

"its a dangerous business frodo....walking out your door and onto the road...you never know what will happen....and if you dont keep your feet....you might just be swept off." bilbos quote that frodo told sam in the cornfield ~Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring~

"If you love someone then just say it, right then, right there, out loud, or else the moment just passes you by....." MichaelMy best friends wedding--

"Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes" -Bruce Almighty

"She's like a crack enhanced Kathy Lee Gifford" ~Ben from How to lose a guy in ten days

Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. -Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

" Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever.. and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you." - Meet Joe Black

~Oh how'd you get a chocolate truffel before the wedding!! Give me a bite, how does it taste??? Mmmm its nice and warmmm!~ American Wedding

"Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this stupid drought...useless and dissapointing" ~Sam "A Cinderella Story"

"I feel the need, the need for speed!" -Top Gun

"Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby" ~Kat in Ten Things I hate about you

"How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" - Brad Pitt, Fight Club

"The ones we love never really leave us, we can always find them here in our hearts" -Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is ... delay it for a while. --The Princess Bride

' I'm sorry, but position of annoying talking animal has already been taken! ' - donkey, Shrek 2

how do you kill a man with no fear - Daredevil

"If she was a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln." -Garth, Wayne's World

"I know it's a cornball thing, but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart." --- MEET JOE BLACK

I aint nobodys gansta hoochie, im an entrepaneur- malibu's most wanted

"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the WORLD -- except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe..." -The Princess Bride

I play for the United States of America! -Miracle

There are millions of people out there, but in the end, it all comes down to one-Crazy/Beautiful

Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car. -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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vict17 · 13/10/2004 11:00

The whole "Choose Life. Choose a Job. Choose a Career....Choose rotting away at the end of it all..." quote from Trainspotting - too long to remember but an absolute classic

vict17 · 13/10/2004 11:04

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
Life of Brian
Hilarious!

suzywong · 13/10/2004 11:06

"just cos he has a library ticket doesn't make him Yoda' - Brad Pitt in 7

vict17 · 13/10/2004 11:08

Suzy - lol

JoolsToo · 13/10/2004 11:08

are ya preg-a-nent? Rosemary's Baby (that film still spooks me!)

suzywong · 13/10/2004 11:10

Oh yes Rosemary's Baby, weedy Mia Farrow was just right wasn't she?

I'm surprised we haven' t had a barrage of Woody Allen quotes yet (don't get him myself)

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vict17 · 13/10/2004 11:11

"Men and women can't be friends. Sex always gets in the way". When Harry Met Sally

suzywong · 13/10/2004 11:13

and also from that film ' a-rink-a-dink-a-dink a-dinkkkkk'

that awful awful zither music

MissHoolie · 13/10/2004 11:13

Family means no one gets left behind. - Lilo and Stich

Angeliz · 13/10/2004 11:16

Miss Hoolie, i'm always saying that in Stitches' voice.
"Family means noone gets left behind....or forgotten"

Angeliz · 13/10/2004 11:21

Also, not a profound quote but the little girl in "When a man loves a woman" when the dad is leaving and she says, "will there be swans??"
for some reason dp and i find that funny, wherever we go we say "will there be swans?" in a crappy American accent

popsycal · 13/10/2004 11:23

to be said in a braod yorkshire accent
'you cant call a cat Tiger!'
'i can call him anything I like'
(whistle down the wind - hayley mills version)

Poo2 · 13/10/2004 11:24

'You can run me, you can beat me, you can kill me - just don't bore me.' Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge

'That man has a foot in every pie' My Mum!

mothernature · 13/10/2004 11:27

I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away. - Xander ( Buffy the Vampire Slayer )

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lou33 · 13/10/2004 11:36

Dh did the opening music for 7 wongster.

OldieMum · 13/10/2004 11:36

In a Man for All Seasons, there is an interchange between Thomas More and Richard Rich, whom More is trying to persuade to become a teacher, rather than looking for a place at Court. He says that Rich could be a good teacher, perhaps even a great one. Rich asks 'Who would know?'. More replies 'You, your students, and God. Not a bad audience.' Always a favourite in this house, when we feel underpaid and underappreciated.