Greatest Movie Quotes

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Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, 'Hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it!' --Fletcher Reede in Liar Liar

~I invented Post-its~ Romey and Michelle's High Skool

Calling somebody else fat will not make you any thinner. calling somebody else stupid will not make you any smarter ~ Mean Girls

Life moves pretty fast.and if you don't stop and look around.you could miss it. -->Ferris Bulers Day Off

angeliz its always bugged me but i thought she was really badly cast (the bird in top gun) - they look awkward together - he would never go for someone like her - he was much better suited to the girl in cocktail

"Don't play hard to get" - Tootsie.

'OK, I'll meet you at the thing by the place where we went that time'

The shorthand of old friends, in 'When Harry met Sally'

"I'll be back"

Arnie of course

OK here's an odd one

'Its I..Helen'

Anyone except sad old me know where that is from?

"Fuck off I'm stuffed"

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

You had me at hello - Jerry Maguire

You complete me - Jerry Maguire

Help me to help you!! - Jerry Maguire

It's not that I don't like people, it's that I don't like when they're around - what movie is this??

Relationships are like sharks.. They must constantly move forward or else they die. What we got on our hands is a dead shark. - Annie Hall

"you had me at hello" just made me melt! mmmmmmm

"I'd almost forgotten what it feels like, handling a lobster"

From near the end of Passport to Pimlico, which has for some reason stuck in my mind.

Also "Ok, singing Hitlers over here ? dancing Hitlers that way" (or something like that) from The Producers.

Always makes me laugh, but I guess you had to be there

kateandthegirls, with you there. only, have you ever watched JFK the day before watching bull durham? weird sense of vertigo as kevin costner, who has just spent 3 hours banging on about lee harvey oswald not acting alone, says he believes lee harvey oswald acted alone...

sorry

acnebride. Actually, I've never seen JFK.

fabulous film if you discount the plot entirely. the acting is just amazing and funny. but you presumably get lots of lovely floridian accents all the time so are not so desperate for louisiana vowels

"Hey Goose you big stuuuuuud, take me to bed or lose me forever!" Top Gun

I thought it was "take me to bed and lose me forever"

"I AM SPARTICUS"

"AT my word unleash hell" (gladiator)

Ooh young mayaan, yes please

Oo! popsy! can't let that go - it was supposed to be Lancashire! (Whistle Down the Wind - filmed about 4 miles from here - I know some people who were kids in it!)

I can never remember quotes until I'm watching the thing again. However I do remember "mama always told me, if you cain't say sumthin' nice, don't say anything at all" - Thumper (and I've probably got that all wrong!).

Bambi must be the first film I remember seeing and I've been losing brain cells ever since...

"there are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girls complection" and " a girl can't read this kind of thing without her lipstick"

zed's dead baby zed's dead

you are my kinda gal np

"We are on a mission from God".
"One unused prophylactic. One soiled."
"Er.. what kind of music do you usually have here? Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country, and Western"
"It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

• from the Blues Brothers.

I like the line in Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe in response to "I'm younger and faster" - "well honey I am older and I have more insurance!" - very empowering moment!

" I dreamt about you last night..I fell out of bed twice"- from a taste of honey.