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What is the worse film you've ever seen

353 replies

Cookie4u · 17/02/2018 23:25

Buried ( Ryan reynaulds) the entire film is him buried in a coffin and that's it.

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AdamNichol · 05/02/2019 14:54

Fell down a youtube hole the other day, ended up watching a series of videos called '10 things you didn't know about [x]' [x] being a movie of (mostly) 80s or 90s vintage - From Dusk to Dawn, Weird Science, Lost Boys, Krull, etc, etc.
One of them was Road House. The video mentioned Road House II, which was (randomly) on sale in HMV as a double feature with the original. OMG, what a sack of shit....manages to:
a) have not one, but two entirely illogical premises - DEA agent takes over injured uncle's bar despite knowing nothing about running a bar and having a career elsewhere; and said bar being desired by local drug runner due to its location, coz you know they couldn't just set up a shell business 2 mins down the road.
b) cartoonish bad guy who assembles an army of support despite being an inept lunatic
c) said bad guy is gifted credit for killing the protagonist of the first film (off screen), the whole thing that made the first film a slight cut above the traditional action movie. I would say spoiler alert, but frankly, if you couldn't see that one coming.....

As a measure of how bad it is. I was watching it alone, and went to kitchen to get a coke without pausing it. Remembered it was still running 10 mins into doing the washing up.

longwayoff · 06/02/2019 22:12

A British film so bad I can't remember its name or who was in it. All that is left of it in my memory bank is a scene with Kathy Burke and Robert Carlyle, brother and sister, she being furious with him and, I think, throwing him out.
Who knows what happened in the rest of it?

Whisky2014 · 06/02/2019 22:13

Room. Fucking shit

Whisky2014 · 06/02/2019 22:17

@Sarahandduck18

True lies?! It's a bloody classic!

Whisky2014 · 06/02/2019 22:18

@oldmum22 downsizing was crap..I was really looking forward to it and it was such a let down.

LaBelleSauvage123 · 06/02/2019 22:22

Thomas and the Magic Railroad. By a country mile.

Mycathatesme · 06/02/2019 22:24

Yes, Downsizing, marketed as a light satirical comedy, was actually a dull as fuck sort of dystopian scifi 'thriller'.

And half the scenes in the trailer were not in the film.

Corneliawildthing · 06/02/2019 22:29

I absolutely hated Mama Mia - thought it was the naffest pile of old tosh I'd ever seen despite workmates raving about it and going to see it several times........ and then they brought out Mama Mia 2 Hmm

Any film described as "feelgood" isn't my cup of tea,

Redshoeblueshoe · 06/02/2019 22:50

I saw a film about Nazis on the moon. It was shite

Cattenberg · 06/02/2019 23:28

I hated Moulin Rouge! (not to be confused with Moulin Rouge, starring Jose Ferrar, which was OK). It looked great and had some big name actors, but I thought it was a cringeworthy, unconvincing, incoherent mess.

I have a friend who spends most of his free time watching films. Even on foreign holidays. I believe his least favourite film of all time is The Spice Girls Movie.

Moralitym1n1 · 24/02/2019 23:58

The posts on this thread have been cracking me up

I'll add Alexander (the one with Colin Farrell).

sushisuperstar · 25/02/2019 00:17

I'll add the latest Lego film to the list.

Itsnotme123 · 12/04/2019 13:00

I took my kids to see Rocky and Bullwinkle. It’s DIRE. No story line, just noise all the way through. I don’t think the kids liked it much either.

Lozz22 · 16/04/2019 18:15

The Grand Budapest hotel. Utter shite!! Spent pretty much the whole film asleep as apparently did half the cinema as well!!

SallyGreen · 24/04/2019 12:24

I don't know why but the worst film for me was the Fantom Thread. It was just terrible!

Frannibananni · 08/05/2019 19:57

Bad boy bubbly. Fucking awful.

Gth1234 · 27/05/2019 17:08

Rollerball

(the appalling remake, not the wonderful Norman Jewison original)

bessieval · 28/05/2019 21:36

Imagine Me and You (2005).
Named after the song, it was utter shi**.
Terrible in every way.

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tresbe · 30/05/2019 12:11

The Neighbour watched it on Now TV recently literally NOTHING HAPPENED it was complete crap.

blowsit · 31/05/2019 08:39

I second I spit on your grave. Absolutely vile and pointless

EnidButton · 12/06/2019 01:37

I just watched it.

The Perfection, on Netflix. Disturbing awful themes, appalling writing, hammy writing, terrible videography, even the lighting is bad. It's a complete waste of time, tries too hard and achieves very little. You don't care about the characters at all but given the plot you really should. It's cliched, terrible rubbish. I've watched some shit in my time but this one took the entire biscuit barrel and ran away with it.

EnidButton · 12/06/2019 01:37

Hammy writing = hammy acting.

Although if it's possibly to write hammy then it did that too.

EnidButton · 12/06/2019 01:39

I also meant cinematography. Honestly it's so bad it's triggered my brain fog.

superoz · 14/06/2019 01:12

Without a doubt it was Robert Altman’s film Prêt à Porter a few years ago. So pretentious, so boring, so pointless.
I didn’t walk out of the cinema but wish i had.