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Fuck me, Aragorn is so, so fit in fellowship of the ring!

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RedStripeIassie · 09/04/2017 19:35

Watching LOTR on telly and I'm a bit overwhelmed. Same when I was a teenager. This is my insuring film crush. He's actually perfect.

Anyone else?

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PhilODox · 09/04/2017 19:38

I know he's good looking, but the one in the book is better, sorry.

RedStripeIassie · 09/04/2017 19:39

Strider? I always knew he was fit Grin

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WatchMeSoar · 09/04/2017 19:42

I used to adore him until he threw his tongue down Arwen's throat, put me right off.

BillywigSting · 09/04/2017 19:46

Agreed the one in the book is far hotter but Vigo's version isn't difficult to look at by any stretch of the imagination.

Way better than Legolas (who looks like a big ninny)

WellErrr · 09/04/2017 19:47

He's just beautiful.

starsorwater · 09/04/2017 20:19

Boromir is way better.

Watchmesoar you are so right. It was like watching mollusc sex on David Attenborough.

Legolas looked like Barbie.

AlIsPoison · 09/04/2017 20:22

Aragorn is way hotter in The Two Towers, commanding like a pro at the Battle of Helms Deep.

Can't bear him as tongue-y well grromed King Elessar though - poor Arwen Sad

RedStripeIassie · 09/04/2017 20:57

For me his fittness drops each film. I like him as a hot, scruffy loner. Not a well groomed king who can't keep his tongue in his mouth!

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PhilODox · 09/04/2017 23:33

The Lego minifig is cute too Grin

echt · 10/04/2017 11:29

Agree with AllsPoison, he does not scrub up well.

BagelGoesWalking · 10/04/2017 15:07

Definitely a case of the more scruffy, the better!

Pretty rough and ready in Eastern Promises too. Brilliant film

Stansmith01 · 10/04/2017 15:07

I always preferred Legolas

IHeartDodo · 10/04/2017 15:14

starsorwater I always thought Boromir too, Aragorn is too pretty.
But all my friends disagree with me!

IHeartDodo · 10/04/2017 15:14

although when I say "all my friends" I literally have 3 female friends...

PhilODox · 10/04/2017 15:22

Stars, dodo...

Fuck me, Aragorn is so, so fit in fellowship of the ring!
RedStripeIassie · 10/04/2017 17:01

No way, Aragorns way better. So commanding Wink

Fuck me, Aragorn is so, so fit in fellowship of the ring!
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starsorwater · 10/04/2017 18:23

That's not commanding. That's the moment before a sneeze.

EatsShitAndLeaves · 10/04/2017 18:24

Watched the Twin Towers last night and yes - he's just BlushBlushBlushBlushBlush

flapjackfairy · 10/04/2017 18:31

Have to agree . Legolas far too girly !
But i also quite like the brother of the blonde girl in the 2 towers. Cant spell his or her names but he is leader of the horsemen. He is seriously brooding!
The 2 towers is imo the best film ever made. I love it except for the v annmoying gollum! Why do these epic sagas have to have stupid irritating characters eg Dobby in Hp , Jar jar binks in star wars etc.
Anyway sorry off on a tangent !

RedStripeIassie · 10/04/2017 18:38

Oh no I love Gollum!! I want to help him poor creature Sad

Totally agree about the other annoying pointless characters though. Don't can especially fuck off Angry

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RedStripeIassie · 10/04/2017 18:38

stars Grin

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TheBadgersMadeMeDoIt · 10/04/2017 18:53

It was Faramir, for me. Always did love the underdogs.

IHeartDodo · 11/04/2017 08:40

flapjackfairy I think you mean Eomer - yes!
If for some reason boromir was unavailable I'd happily take him instead!

PS my phone corrected those names to "emergency" and "booming" lol

flapjackfairy · 11/04/2017 08:45

Thanks IHeart thought it was just me then for a while. He is v sexy in a stern sort of way !
And thanks for spelling knew the name but would never have spelt it like that !

RedStripeIassie · 11/04/2017 10:37

Is he the head elf that looks a bit Royston Vasey?

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