The What The Hell Did I Just Watch Thread

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For films so toe curlingly bad, they need to be shared.

I'll give you, "Walking On Sunshine". So bad and not in a good way. It made Mama Mia look well acted. And Greg Wise?!!! Didn't he used to have a decent career?!! What happened?!

Glen we just watched zombeavers the other night, we liked it tho as it was so crap we laughed watching most of it

I loved requiem for a dream! It is a shockingly grim film though.

A friend showed me Tusk a while back. There could be nothing worse in this world than the things I saw in that film. Nothing. And somehow, it seemed to have Johnny Depp in it!

I'd completely forgotten about "a million ways to die in the west", I was actually getting angry at how bad it was and how long it was dragging on for, I didnt see it through until the end.

Hello Eastpoint - I went to see The New Girlfriend - I thought it was terrible, and I liked previous films by that director. It didn't half go on didn't it? Not interesting.

Also, Event Horizon - I agree, yes it was scary but what was the point?

There's a few that I love in this thread! Especially Ruby Sparks, I thought that it was quirky in a good way!

One that I thought I'd love but barely survived through was Synecdoche, New York

I loved Osage August County thing film

I watched Imagine Me and You a couple of weekends ago. A review on the DVD cover claimed "The best rom-com since Notting Hill" (which to be fair is a film I have always felt quite meh about) and it was just pants. Thankfully quite short though so not too much time wasted!

Gone Girl. Even Ben Affleck couldn't make up for the many hours I lost watching that film!

I agree, the book was bad enough ,I have no idea why I watched the film too!

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind.

Or what ever rubbish title it is, I can't even remember what happens, I got so bored!!

A.I Artifical intelegence with Jude Law, it starts off well but WTF is the ending all about?!

Also the Tom Cruise musical Rock of ages, fuck me it's awful.

I also had to turn the great gatsby off, and the last hunger games film off as they both were truely awful

Aw, Where the Wild Things Are And Eternal Sunshine are two of my favourite films!
This thread does remind me however of the time DH took me to see a godawful vampire film called Blade I think and I actually found myself at one point staring at the fire exit because it was more exciting than the film! More recently we watched a terrible film with Colin Firth about a teenager training to be a spy. It was so terrible we kept looking at each other as if to say "really??" before dissolving into giggles!
Kingsman! That's what it was called. It was just so bad.

White Chicks. Worst film ever.

Mama
The last exorcism
The last house on the left
Ouija

My horror film choices have been appalling in the last few years.

Lucy

What the actual fuck was that about?! It started out ok but by the end I was just gobsmacked at how shit it was

Yes, Lucy was batshit crazy.

Can't believe a PP described the score to Into the Woods as terrible! I can see why someone might not like the film, but I don't think Stephen Sondheim can be described as terrible!

Senigalia that was me. Into the Woods was an assault on the eardrums IMO.

I agree with you about Lucy. It was like the script writers' came up with a good idea and didn't know how to finish it.

I enjoyed A.I. The ending was really sad in the proper meaning of the word.

I really enjoyed Lucy

Watched one with Adam Sandler (I know, I know) and Jennifer Anniston pretending to be his wife it's just.so.bad.
I'm one of those people though where I have to see it through. It's was hard

Another suckered in to watching "Event Horizon" after and MN thread. Meh.

Years ago, DH and I staggered home after heavy Chunnel shopping in Calais to see "American Psycho" was about start.

We thought it was a comedy. :o

Apparently in some cinema circles it is thought to have its comedic moments.

'Blended' another Adam Sandler film but with Drew Barrymore. And bizarrely racist - it was like watching a slow motion car crash you knew you should look away but somehow couldn't

Open Water
Donkey Punch
Death tunnel

I'm glad other people have said Birdman. I just couldn't get my head round it at all and thought I must be missing something.

The birdcage. Not. Funny. In. The. Slightest.

Sharknado. I know, I know. Was as awful as it sounds!

Nacho Libre?? I love jack black but that film was fucking tragic.

All those hours I'll never get back again!

Marie Antoinette. It ends just as something starts to happen