The What The Hell Did I Just Watch Thread

[LikeABadSethRogenMovie]

For films so toe curlingly bad, they need to be shared.

I'll give you, "Walking On Sunshine". So bad and not in a good way. It made Mama Mia look well acted. And Greg Wise?!!! Didn't he used to have a decent career?!! What happened?!

[KissMyFatArse]

Glen we just watched zombeavers the other night, we liked it tho as it was so crap we laughed watching most of it

[Violetcloud]

I loved requiem for a dream! It is a shockingly grim film though.

A friend showed me Tusk a while back. There could be nothing worse in this world than the things I saw in that film. Nothing. And somehow, it seemed to have Johnny Depp in it!

[Morro]

I'd completely forgotten about "a million ways to die in the west", I was actually getting angry at how bad it was and how long it was dragging on for, I didnt see it through until the end.

[PoppyField]

Hello Eastpoint - I went to see The New Girlfriend - I thought it was terrible, and I liked previous films by that director. It didn't half go on didn't it? Not interesting.

Also, Event Horizon - I agree, yes it was scary but what was the point?

[BoxOfKittens]

There's a few that I love in this thread! Especially Ruby Sparks, I thought that it was quirky in a good way!

One that I thought I'd love but barely survived through was Synecdoche, New York

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

I loved Osage August County thing film

[NotReallyAPrincess]

I watched Imagine Me and You a couple of weekends ago. A review on the DVD cover claimed "The best rom-com since Notting Hill" (which to be fair is a film I have always felt quite meh about) and it was just pants. Thankfully quite short though so not too much time wasted!

[Megandavids]

Gone Girl. Even Ben Affleck couldn't make up for the many hours I lost watching that film!

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

I agree, the book was bad enough ,I have no idea why I watched the film too!

[DrEdwardNigma]

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind.

Or what ever rubbish title it is, I can't even remember what happens, I got so bored!!

[passthewineplz]

A.I Artifical intelegence with Jude Law, it starts off well but WTF is the ending all about?!

Also the Tom Cruise musical Rock of ages, fuck me it's awful.

I also had to turn the great gatsby off, and the last hunger games film off as they both were truely awful

[VashtaNerada]

Aw, Where the Wild Things Are And Eternal Sunshine are two of my favourite films!
This thread does remind me however of the time DH took me to see a godawful vampire film called Blade I think and I actually found myself at one point staring at the fire exit because it was more exciting than the film! More recently we watched a terrible film with Colin Firth about a teenager training to be a spy. It was so terrible we kept looking at each other as if to say "really??" before dissolving into giggles!
Kingsman! That's what it was called. It was just so bad.

[ASettlerOfCatan]

White Chicks. Worst film ever.

[DoTheDuckFace]

Mama
The last exorcism
The last house on the left
Ouija

My horror film choices have been appalling in the last few years.

[AnImpalaCalledBABY]

Lucy

What the actual fuck was that about?! It started out ok but by the end I was just gobsmacked at how shit it was

[Senigallia]

Yes, Lucy was batshit crazy.

Can't believe a PP described the score to Into the Woods as terrible! I can see why someone might not like the film, but I don't think Stephen Sondheim can be described as terrible!

[fortifiedwithtea]

Senigalia that was me. Into the Woods was an assault on the eardrums IMO.

I agree with you about Lucy. It was like the script writers' came up with a good idea and didn't know how to finish it.

I enjoyed A.I. The ending was really sad in the proper meaning of the word.

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

I really enjoyed Lucy

[Wishful80sMontage]

Watched one with Adam Sandler (I know, I know) and Jennifer Anniston pretending to be his wife it's just.so.bad.
I'm one of those people though where I have to see it through. It's was hard

[echt]

Another suckered in to watching "Event Horizon" after and MN thread. Meh.

Years ago, DH and I staggered home after heavy Chunnel shopping in Calais to see "American Psycho" was about start.

We thought it was a comedy. :o

Apparently in some cinema circles it is thought to have its comedic moments.

[yakari]

'Blended' another Adam Sandler film but with Drew Barrymore. And bizarrely racist - it was like watching a slow motion car crash you knew you should look away but somehow couldn't

[goodasitgets]

Open Water
Donkey Punch
Death tunnel

[INeedSomeHelp]

I'm glad other people have said Birdman. I just couldn't get my head round it at all and thought I must be missing something.

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

The birdcage. Not. Funny. In. The. Slightest.

Sharknado. I know, I know. Was as awful as it sounds!

Nacho Libre?? I love jack black but that film was fucking tragic.

All those hours I'll never get back again!

[ThatsNotEvenAWord]

Marie Antoinette. It ends just as something starts to happen