The What The Hell Did I Just Watch Thread

[LikeABadSethRogenMovie]

For films so toe curlingly bad, they need to be shared.

I'll give you, "Walking On Sunshine". So bad and not in a good way. It made Mama Mia look well acted. And Greg Wise?!!! Didn't he used to have a decent career?!! What happened?!

[Elisabennet]

I give it a year. Cringe....

[Sgtmajormummy]

All those hating musicals made into films, have you seen Les Miserables?
Don't even think about it. I was howling with derision at Hugh Jackman's "bring him hoooooome, let him liiiiiiiiive" and we nicknamed Russel Crowe's character "the master of the startling high note".
Yes, AH got an Oscar, but we've seen too many "beautiful actress turns ugly and gets the prize", awards, haven't we?
By the way, I saw an amateur performance of a couple of the songs and I was weeping in the back row of the Village Hall...

[slug]

Eyes. Wide. Shut.

We only sat through to the end as we had dinner reservations afterwards.

[FretYeNotAllIsShiny]

I watched Mama yesterday, I reckoned it wasn't bad, the girl playing Lily was very good. I think the children's performances may have carried the film.

[LadyPlumpington]

Hanna. Couldn't finish it.

Somersby, possibly?

[MTWTFSS]

OMG she shouted at him for not bringing home 12 lemons, but they have a massive bowl of yellow apples in the kitchen... why didn't she use them instead

OK... I promise I'll stop posting now...

[MTWTFSS]

So many messy pots and pans in her kitchen... she seems like the worst cook ever!!!

[SparkleyDragon]

I loved Sunshine on Leith....

hated Mama Mia and Into the Woods and Marley & Me

[MTWTFSS]

How could they possibly own a KitchenAid Artisan mixer and not own a dishwasher?!? It is madness!!!

[MTWTFSS]

I'm re-watching "The Break-up" and it is soooo terrible!!!

Jennifer Aniston's character is so mean! Why didn't she buy ready-made food if she was working (like M&S) and why don't they own a dish-washer?!? No wonder they keep fighting... I'd be the same!

[youngestisapyscho]

I'm there with The women... We all walked out the cinema half way thru, pile of shit!

[PiperChapstick]

I liked Walking on Sunshine. But only for the songs (here lie spoilers) but WTF was with the getting off with the man who was actually gonna marry her sister after barely took 2 steps away from the altar.

There's a Lindsay Lohan film called I know who killed me. I can't express how shit it is..

[CaveMum]

Skyline. Apparently they blew the entire budget on the CGI/special effects so the "action" never leaves the same building. Utter drivel.

[greenflamingo]

Sunshine on Leith. SO BAD.

[goodasitgets]

Open water I listed because it was more "what? Really? Why is this so depressing?!"

[MannUp]

The Into the Woods drinking game sounds incredibly hardcore (take a drink every time they say "woods").

[WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo]

I also immediately thought of Lucy.

It started well but they obviously ran out of ideas before the end.

It was a good job I was ironing at the same time - it gave me something better to watch

[Aridane]

Oh dear, I thought Open Water was excellent -if it's the one about the diving couple left behind. Hauntingly bleak...

[ThatsNotEvenAWord]

Marie Antoinette. It ends just as something starts to happen

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

The birdcage. Not. Funny. In. The. Slightest.

Sharknado. I know, I know. Was as awful as it sounds!

Nacho Libre?? I love jack black but that film was fucking tragic.

All those hours I'll never get back again!

[INeedSomeHelp]

I'm glad other people have said Birdman. I just couldn't get my head round it at all and thought I must be missing something.

[goodasitgets]

Open Water
Donkey Punch
Death tunnel

[yakari]

'Blended' another Adam Sandler film but with Drew Barrymore. And bizarrely racist - it was like watching a slow motion car crash you knew you should look away but somehow couldn't

[echt]

Another suckered in to watching "Event Horizon" after and MN thread. Meh.

Years ago, DH and I staggered home after heavy Chunnel shopping in Calais to see "American Psycho" was about start.

We thought it was a comedy. :o

Apparently in some cinema circles it is thought to have its comedic moments.

[Wishful80sMontage]

Watched one with Adam Sandler (I know, I know) and Jennifer Anniston pretending to be his wife it's just.so.bad.
I'm one of those people though where I have to see it through. It's was hard