Bored. Want some larks and tomfoolery.
Right, the idea is this. Take an ordinary and uninspiring television programme and transform it into an all-star silver screen extravaganza. The more preposterous the better.
Homes Under The Hammer
It is the year 2057. Crime has reduced the civilised world to a place of fear and dread. The New World Government has taken the drastic step of forcing the populace to live under the threat of swift retribution and justice for anyone who trangresses.
They tell you where to live. Your house is under a huge steel plate. Step out of line - and you, your family and your home are crushed.
Homes - are quite liderally - Under The Hammerrrrrr.
Stars Sir Bradley Pitts and June Whitfield.
Certificate 18. Contains scenes of bloody violence and squashing.
Please do add more. Or not. As you please.
