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[SPARKLER1]

Bloody hell. Whinge, moan, demand. That's all my time with the kids seems to be like today, and every day for that matter.
I feel pants with flu and they just want want want. I am going to scream...............

HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUGGY HUGGY HUGS! Hope tomorrow's a better one for you, Sparkler, hun xxxxxx

Oh Sparkler sorry ..... where's DH?

Dh went back to work today.

My sympathies entirely. I'm considering drugging mine - where can I buy sleeping pills suitable for under 11's?
Hugs. Sorry about your flu, I hear chocolate is a cure.....

DD2 has just woken from a nap in a foul mood.

"Mummy I want a drink", I got a drink, "I don't like orange", "I don't want it in that cup". I move away to come on here "I want to sit on your lap", sits on my lap. Gets down "I need to toilet", takes her to the toilet. It's been like this constantly today.

I know she's asking for perfectly fine things but it all just seems like an effort for me.

.....here she comes again... grrrr

"I want a straw, not that colour, I want two straws" grrrrrrrrr!

Get the Calpol quick!!!!!

"Here are all the straws, darling. Pick one for Mummy to drink her tequila through, there's a dear."

Just a suggestion....am considering heavy drinking here.......

PMSL Duster - of course the positive parenting approach. I'd forgotten all about it. Smile with a toothy cheesey grin and say yes sweetheart. Sigh.

The kids are still up - I know I should be strict and tell them to go up but I can't be arsed.

DD2 (3) is going round singing Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer.

Oh Sparkler!! Mine are still going at it and I really really have had enough. Their sillies kicked in around 5 this afternoon (not enough excercise due to pissing rain) and they have been as high as screeching breakdown inducing kites ever since.
Had to take my gorgeous gorgeous man to the airport and say goodbye for a month and we couldn't even have a conversation in the car they were so loud and ANNOYING!!!
God-have got a day in Barcelona with them tomorrow. Please God I can shake them off on Las Ramblas.