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Westminstenders: PreGrades (Minority Report comes to the UK)

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RedToothBrush · 15/08/2020 19:54

In Aug 2020, London, DC's prototype 'PreGrades' launched from the education department stops plebs before they go to university, reducing the social mobility rate to zero percent. Social mobility is predicted using specialized mutated humans, called "Teachers", who "predict" grades by marking shit lots of course work and exams over a period of years. Would-be social climbers are knocked down in a computer algorithm which distorts reality and hits the disadvantaged hardest. Central government is on the verge of adopting the controversial program nationwide by applying it in all departments from the DWP, the Home Office, the Department of Health and the Department of Justice to predict benefit fraud, getting sick asylum seeking and crime before it occurs.

DC's vision of the future is based on excellence being genetically ingrained into the elite but he must sell this vision to the unsuspecting public in a series of public votes which rely on the idea of the 'undeserving'. Little do they know that they too will be the victims of this plan until a mysterious bug appears and only the wealthy and well connected are able to get hold of adequate PPE and they are no longer able to buy bog roll nor retire to Spain as they had previously and endless queues for pizza form near Kent.

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QueenOfThorns · 23/08/2020 22:04

@ICouldHaveCheckedFirst

Re the Sun article: if it's "reasonable" to expect food and medicine shortages in the event of no deal, remind me why we are doing this to ourselves?
Sovereignty, innit?
BlackeyedSusan · 23/08/2020 23:06

Yabu... It will be great..in about another 47 years. [Sarcasm]

BigChocFrenzy · 23/08/2020 23:12

MN Webchat Vicky Ford, Minister for Children, Wednesday 26 August at 11am

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnetlivee_events/4001863-Webchat-with-Vicky-Ford-Minister-for-Children-Wednesday-26-August-at-11am

Pepperwort · 23/08/2020 23:24

@ICouldHaveCheckedFirst

Re the Sun article: if it's "reasonable" to expect food and medicine shortages in the event of no deal, remind me why we are doing this to ourselves?
Yeah I do not get this. I am glad to hear that someone is planning for something. If only for trouble, because trouble we will have. Surely this is now the time to call a halt for Brexit? They offered us a pause. This is madness.
TheABC · 24/08/2020 00:20

"Surely this is now the time to call a halt for Brexit? They offered us a pause. This is madness."

Yep. However, it's a madness that the our elected cabinet will not experience. I can't emphasize this enough: Johnson Does Not Care.

It's tedious, boring and the shortages can surely be blamed on Brussels. You would have a better chance of focusing his mind by telling him that Mr Stanley will no longer be allowed to Greece without a pre-booked visa. 6 months in advance.

bellinisurge · 24/08/2020 08:16

Just popping on to say "fuck 'em". I cared. I argued. This is what they want. I repeat, fuck 'em.

borntobequiet · 24/08/2020 08:26

A nice little spat between the RSS and Ofqual reported this morning. Chief Exec of RSS put the boot in very nicely. Today prog about 07:15.

quiteathome · 24/08/2020 08:43

I don't understand why anyone would want this.

quiteathome · 24/08/2020 08:45

Maybe it will all work out and it will be amazing. And all the Brexiteers can say, 'we told you so.'

And I would be happy if that happened. I don't mind being wrong.

However

mrslaughan · 24/08/2020 08:55

.......however we are all grown ups and don't believe in fairy tales anymore......?

ICouldHaveCheckedFirst · 24/08/2020 09:15

quiet me too.

ICouldHaveCheckedFirst · 24/08/2020 09:16

Sorry, that should read quite (fat fingers)

Jason118 · 24/08/2020 09:23

Early days I know, but an interesting site tracker.voteforpolicies.org.uk/

BigChocFrenzy · 24/08/2020 09:25

Hi @BelliniSurge Is your prep cupboard fully stocked again for Brexit ?

I must get in some Marmite crisps and Boots No 7, which are all I need to stock up in Germany

HoneysuckIejasmine · 24/08/2020 09:35

My cupboard is heaving. Freezer full of meat portions, tinned veg and dried grains and pulses. Jars, spices and herbs, long life products... The more food in there the less I trust the government. So, safe to say, not at all.

Still need to order another flour sack. But the local farm shop has been excellent at stocking flour and veg, and we now get milk and eggs delivered.

Fucks sake though, this is the UK. There should be no need for this.

DGRossetti · 24/08/2020 09:50

It's possible that centuries from now, historians will look back at Brexit as the catalyst for a better Britain, in much the same way as England losing all her French possessions during the 100 years war led to the Glory of Empire a couple of centuries later.

ListeningQuietly · 24/08/2020 09:54

My winter veg is growing nicely
my cupboards are heaving
going to buy a spare freezer
its insane

BlackeyedSusan · 24/08/2020 09:59

I was going to organise a replacement fridge freezer. However all is in hold while we wait for test results

BlackeyedSusan · 24/08/2020 10:07

Cupboards are overflowing though. Had a mad moment and ordered 12 more tins.

DGRossetti · 24/08/2020 10:10

Meanwhile, across the pond, it seems that Trumps media spokesperson Kelly Anne Conway is quitting "to spend more time with her family". However, what caught my eye was the fact that children in some states can actively distance themselves from looneytunes parents.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emancipation_of_minors#Emancipation_laws

Others are minors who are seeking emancipation for reasons such as being dissatisfied with their parents' or guardians' rules.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/aug/24/kellyanne-conway-leave-trump-white-house-team-end-of-august

...
The decisions by the Conways come a day after their 15-year-old daughter, Claudia, said on Twitter that she was seeking “emancipation”. Claudia has previously been outspoken on social media against her parents’ views.
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(contd)

Then there are the Trump tax returns which should be due soon. Luckily Google translate does Russian.

HoneysuckIejasmine · 24/08/2020 12:11

The Conway's are curious. George Conway is actively anti-Trump and is involved in The Lincoln Project. And it seems the children aren't exactly Trump Republicans either.

HoneysuckIejasmine · 24/08/2020 12:12

Rouge apostrophe.

Tanith · 24/08/2020 13:41

"Just popping on to say "fuck 'em". I cared. I argued. This is what they want. I repeat, fuck 'em."

I thought you didn't vote in the last election? If so, you can't really complain if the people who disagreed with you won.

Jason118 · 24/08/2020 16:01

Meanwhile in the world where grown ups live, things keep moving on trade.ec.europa.eu/doclib/press/index.cfm?id=2178
Damn good these negotiators aren't they. Didn't we used to have some?

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