because I bloody well am!
Have I got the following right:
We're told the Withdrawal Agreement is 95% agreed.
but
Northern Ireland is the sticking point.
The EU don't like Theresa May's proposed solution. (Is that Chequers?)
Most of the Tories don't like TM's proposed solution, nor do Labour, SNP, the DUP. Good to see our esteemed representatives united on something 
but
They don't seem to like the EU's proposal either. Everyone is going to vote against everything which will lead to No Deal = catastrophe.
Jeremy Corbyn says Brexit can't be stopped. Keir Starmer says it can Good to see HM Opposition united
I'm no catastrophiser but time really is running out if we want a Withdrawal Agreement in place before 29th March.
So WTAF is going on and how is it going to be resolved?