If you've got a brain, don't vote remain

[Millyonthefloss2]

Anyone else got a rhyme to remind yourself what to do tomorrow.

Don't be insane, vote to remain!

Enjoy the EU gravy train, vote remain.

Make I had your prick tick rhyme too but it was rejected here on the grounds that it's actually a cross. (Pedantic colleagues)

Don't be a Knob and think like Bob

Sheep are Red, Cowards are Blue,
I'm voting Out
And so should you.

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue,
Don't let the EU bastards
Tell us what to do.

Leave – and every week is found
Three hundred and fifty million pound

Wow that'll be another nail in the coffin for the Brexit side for me then!

There was a young woman from Glos
Who wanted to vote like a boss
She voted remain
Hopes you vote the same
The leave vote's a big load of toss.

Don't be a knob
That's Milly's job

If you vote out, it's a banker,
That you're a rascist wanker

I'm not saying where I'll put my tick
Had enough of all the shit
Oh how many points to score
Rhetoric I will ignore

If you've got a brain,we know you'll vote remain?

Or:if you've got a brain,use it ,and vote remain.

Or: if you've got a brain,please don't be a pain,think of what we'll gain - go out and vote remain!

Or: Vote remain: because you're worth it.....hang on,sorry,wrong slogan....

Jeremy Corbyn. Follow that Man!
Watch this country go down the pan.

Labour is red
Tories are blue
But we none of us want
To stay in the EU

Roses are red
Snowdrops are white
Vote Leave to ensure
That our future is bright

Don't think we should give up our day jobs just yet.

If the Tories you blame, then vote REMAIN.

Theory: those who voted Tory and can't accept they messed the country up are now blaming 'immigrants' and the EU for every problem under the sun.

Vote Leave for endless golden summers
Vote Remain for Polish plumbers

Limer [hopes it was tongue in cheek]

it's all tongue in cheek. What a great thread.

If you want to live in a garage, vote alongside Farage

If you don't want pain, vote remain.

Vote leave if you want
But I think you're a cunt