If you've got a brain, don't vote remain

[Millyonthefloss2]

Anyone else got a rhyme to remind yourself what to do tomorrow.

If Daily Mail shite you willingly believe
Go ahead and please vote leave

The sniping, the biting,
The carry on and fighting,
Is so unpleasent to watch....
So put in tick in a box!

Vote remain and suffer in pain (when you can't get a school place, GP appointment, social housing, you kids can't get a job......

When the lifeboat pulls alongside, the clever people jump in.

Darwin's law.

I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

Vote Leave.
Be In Control.

iwuddarryl if the OP's a remainer under cover, it's pretty deep cover as she's been arguing the Brexit case on pretty much every referendum thread so far. Hopefully not complaining how rude the Remain folks are, though.

Vote Leave because they guarantee
It's best for the economy

Vote Remain and you'll soon see that nothing will be scarier
Than our countryside being colonised by the jobless of Bulgaria

(Disclaimer: I apologise for any offence to Bulgarians but it was such a good rhyme )

If you care for this country
and are not a traitor
Vote leave now
We won't get the chance later

We don't want a bailout
We don't want to end up like Greece
Stop them now
Let the gravy train cease!

If you are sane
Then vote Remain

I promise we Europeans are not a drain
please vote remain

Personally i like makelemononade rhyme.

Only idiots would vote to leave!!!!

How about "Brexit have no existence for what they plan to do. But go ahead and vote for it - you can be ignorant too"

EVIDENCE. Wow, even my iPhone is smart enough to wish Brexit out of existence....

Michael Gov has said if we stay he will resign!!!

If by remain, you put your cross
It will end up being your loss

SemiNormal wins.

Confused am I
Of what to do
Tomorrow,
I have thought this through.

Vote to stay
For women's rights
Holidays
And cheap air flights.

For economic stability
Camembert and creamy brie
Champagne
Bring the sparkle

Vote to stay
The elite do say
Overcrowding
No school places

Gp waits will get longer
Laws made by uk government
Overturned
EU law is total.

Vote to leave
Life will be better
Freedom
To choose our rules

Border control, better wages
If you're working poor
Independence
To sink or soar.

Vote to leave
For much less money
Depression
Workers rights rejected.

Visas needed, borders plundered
Imports, exports, holidays
stopped.
Vote to leave.

Confused am I
Of what to do
Tomorrow,
I have thought this through.

Help!

(I know it's shit but I am still confused)

Be more than Boris' wank stain.

Vote Remain.

Thanks for giving me yet another reason to vote Remain. I'm sick of Leave voters telling me they've come to a reasoned decision. And I respect that. And then the puerile knobheads take over.

^Visas needed, borders plundered
Imports, exports, holidays
stopped.^
Vote to leave.

Don't make me laugh.
Even if we leave, we will still be able to go on holiday.
If we're willing to buy something, they will be selling to us.
You don't seriously think they're going to turn away people with money. Customers.
You'll still be able to buy bloody champagne
and bacon

Stop panicking.

Believe! Vote Leave!

So the thread is still here you didn't contact MNHQ. The vote leave office thought this was a well thought out thread title. Typical Tory thoughtless nonsense.

I think I will change my vote to IN. I can't vote with you lot.

What it boils down to really is this.

Some people are frightened of change

The remain people want things to continue just the way they always have.

I don't really blame them.
Change is scary.

It's far easier to take direction from someone else.

Friday morning it will be
all over but we
May get stuck with Boris

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There was a gal from Nantucket
Who had to stick her head in a bucket
She was so sick of campaigning
Whether to leave or try remaining
Finally she ticked the box and said...