Jordan's auctioning her implants: what would you do with them if you won?

[avenanap]

Footballs

juggling balls

tenpin bowling balls

bouncing castle for the kids.

birthing ball

They were on there a few weeks ago, I'm not sure what happened and who the unlucky lucky person was. What would you do with them?

water balloons

would probably have to throw them from 18th floor of tower block to bust the things

yoga ball.

Can you imagine playing volly ball with them? A shower of used silicone!

bleeugghg

Have you seen the dirty sock for sale?

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theres a lady on the craft thread that makes doorstops i think shes called tillyboo....bet she could use them to prop open a heavy door or 2 lol.....

i bet the postage is expensive on them tho ......would the postie manipulate em thru the letterbox like a water snake??

Haa, she insured them didn't she? what, incase they sprung a leak?

I would choke Jordan with one of them and Kerry Katona with the other

There's space for a few more. anyone else you're pissed off with? Go on, let it all out.

ohh kerry katona gets on my tits let alone jordans implants

use them to rest my elbow on whist I hold my head in my hands and cry.

Could use one as a hat for ascot.

Is that because she's pregnant and got a tattoo? That's a bit stupid of her. Anyone else, go on, let it out.

Cry about what BurpyErnie?

aveanap no i just think shes a rough old bird lol ......

awww burpy xxx

Oh anything that takes my fancy.... They'd be good for tomorrow when I have to deal with the twins birthday party. My elbows will need comfortable support after that

What do you think? hers?

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Doesn't she want pounds for them? Thought she would make more that way.

Thank god this isn't a male chatroom

What do you think men would use them for? Washing up?

i feel sorry for jackie andrews(shes the one bidding on em) how long b4 one of us mumsnetters say ohhh thats my next door neighbour...lmao

Who's bidding on the other one?