Jordan's auctioning her implants: what would you do with them if you won?

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Footballs

juggling balls

tenpin bowling balls

bouncing castle for the kids.

Errr, wouldn't like to say, but i can hear the men i know speaking filth just now

Do you think she's going to put them in herself? Ouch!

Could use them as a piles reliever

or something to sit on after giving birth! (ever so practical)

I bet you could even freeze them and defrost them at a later date. Wow, so many uses. As part of your rockery on the front garden. your neighbours would pass and say "there's Jordan's tits", you'd have men attracted to your house from miles around. Just think of the possibilities

Jackandrews must have 4 tits as she/he's bidding for them both! Am I missing something here?

Probably trying to artificially inflate the price

I just thought she was trying to artificially inflate her breasts.

Could be a transvestite, 2 for breasts, 2 for the bum.

BUM implants? now I've heard it all... Bloody hell I am going to have to buy Jordan's implant to rest my elbows on!

They do penis implants, maybe they are for this, a man with a pencil. They can have pech implants, thigh implants, it's all BIG money in america.

peck not pech. Doh!

Yes but WHO wants a bigger BUM? jordan? I doubt it that's why she's selling