how often do you masturbate?

[mads1]

simple enough question, how often do you have a hand shandy?
And what other phrases are there for it?
And how do you deal with the aftermath?
Ok, 3 simple questions

ah, misi is short for misiats' cholovik

yes the link pan/handle is obvious

but not misi/handle

is tghat some intellectual reference

This thread shows us why there is no actual Dadsnet site.

ah, that makes utter sense. Thank you.

what misiats' cholovik?
no its my name but in another language to throw my ex when she stalked me online a coupe of years ago

Lynette - the reason being..?

does it?

oh I see misi.......it happens.

well, it did till I joined mumsnet, she was/is on here too but I don't care anymore!!

Bizare, bizare thread.

Very back from the pub, lets finish that bottle of Whisky off.....Goodnight gentlemen.

goodnight lynette

yes it does Pan, I got a porn site subscription and a whole host of dodgy mags and catalogues through the post from persons unknown using my old e mail details really!

I don't. Ever.

[nun emoticon]

goodnight

oh er....no, neither do I. I must be odd. Good night.

night pan

chin up, DD will be back soon

im sure pan or misi you must recogniose some of the covers on the wildhearts album

who? why?

no reaqson someone must by the law of knowing somethings

see my thread in music topic

i am off to zzzzzzzzzzzzz

slerep well

it's the 'she was on here too' and the stalking think that sends shivers....I'm sure it was all innocent....

you too, night

the porn and mags were just before our final hearing in court so ''whoever'' arranged then for me maybe wasn't so innocent! I think she was on here before me but the handle she used has disappeared and I changed my passowrd to something not easy gueassable but to be honest I don;t care anymore