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Do you piss in the shower?

67 replies

theBOD · 21/11/2007 16:50

and if not, why not?

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hatwoman · 21/11/2007 22:41

two birds with one stone = normal; what women do all the time

EricL · 22/11/2007 12:56

Me and the DW do lots of naughty things like that. My life is just one long porn film.

clerkKent · 22/11/2007 13:21

Ingenius speling of Ingenious (I am off to Pedants Corner...)

DaDaDa · 22/11/2007 14:25

clerkKent saved me the pedantic job. I don't by the way - OCD tendencies

Me and the DW do lots of naughty things like that. My life is just one long porn film.

Careful Eric, you'll have Elizabetth after you with a meat cleaver and a copy of Spare Rib.

frostythesnowmum · 22/11/2007 14:26

I'm nearly 40 and will still piss in the bath and swimming pools - and I'm a girl! I'd never admit it to anyone in real life though

gingeme · 22/11/2007 14:36

I was told by mw to pee in the shower after stitches as it dilutes the wee. I told dh this and he was realy shocked that I pee in the shower.

meglet · 22/11/2007 19:21

Its not just a boy thing.
I pee in the shower. My DP was shocked . And he does it too now. It saves time.

CripleH · 23/11/2007 14:55

I don't and wouldn't because it's just.....

....wrong.

I'm a bloke by the way so having a penis to aim is no excuse for doing so.

drosophila · 23/11/2007 15:01

I remember after having stitches after child birth I was told to have a shower after every wee. now why didn't they tell me to wee in the shower. Why didn't I think of it?

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 23/11/2007 15:02

Do bears shit in the woods?

I don't have a shower. And I don't piss in the bath. Or a swimming pool.

MrsArchieTheInventor · 23/11/2007 15:20

There are two types of people in the world; those who wee in the shower and those who admit to it!

After ds was born I was told by the midwife to sit in a shallow bath with some Badedas shower gel in it when I wanted a wee. Not sure exactly why Badedas but I damned sure wasn't going to run a bath every time I wanted a wee, even though it felt like I was pissing razor blades!

sweetcat · 23/11/2007 15:22

Actually weeing in the shower is great for athlete's foot. Probably why I've never had it

ruty · 23/11/2007 15:24

i don't usually but was forcd to for the last couple of months. Being pregnant with a tilted womb pressing on my bladder i could only pee standing up Dh found me once in the middle of the night standing naked in the shower, stamping my feet in an effort to pee, should have seen the look on his face. fortunately i can now pee sitting down again.

Don't generally though, why would you when you've got a loo?

CripleH · 23/11/2007 17:17

Stand in your shower, aim the chap (if you're a bloke) and try to get it in your toilet. Now there's a challenge!

Bonus points if you're a girl.

EricL · 23/11/2007 17:18

I can get it in the sink.

Can i get some for that?

CripleH · 23/11/2007 17:22

How far away? It's one point for every centimetre.

That's distance between yourself and the sink not the measurement of....

....you get the picture.

daydreambeliever · 23/11/2007 17:23

Very relaxing, having a piss in the shower.

DaDaDa · 23/11/2007 17:25

Maybe I'll have to put my clean freak tendencies to one side and give it a try. Live a little.

claricebeansmum · 23/11/2007 17:28

Oh - yes! Doesn't everyone?
I thought that is was good for warding off veruccas

ruty · 23/11/2007 20:00

i have this terrible fear that tradesmen piss in the sink. My sink i mean. I try not to hover outside the bathroom if we have the plumber in to listen for the right noise but it is tempting.

EricL · 23/11/2007 20:36

Of course they do. I know a lot of workman stories through my bro.

One crapped into an un-plumbed bath and went for lunch, leaving his mate to try and clean it up before the householder saw.

If you've gotta go........

ruty · 23/11/2007 22:41

thanks for resting my fears...

zippitippitoes · 23/11/2007 22:43

women have much more exciting things to do with a shower than pee

EricL · 23/11/2007 22:45

Like cleaning it you mean?

zippitippitoes · 23/11/2007 22:52

lol if cleaning was fun

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