Jk Rowling - this seems topical...

[Pan]

Well. Would you??

so, nightowl, what ya driving these days? Did you see the footie last night? Do you think mauve goes with ochre?

erm i bought a new bulb for my glitter lamp this afternoon...ermm [clears throat in gruff snotty way].

football, yes...i agree...with...whatever it was you said about the offside rule.

Who is JK Rowling>

glitter lamp? Are you v. camp? Or a refugee from the 1970's?

i like sparkly things.

{said whilst sporting a manic smile through gritted teeth)..the kind reserved for door-to-door salesmen when my tea's burning on the stove?

ah..I reserve that grin for folks who are v. rude..and I am trying to glide gracefully above them..

you cant glide gracefully in the mens room...tis not allowed.

stamp manfully if you please.

My Alter-ego is Icarus..but am about to stomp v. manfully to bed..

yep, and me. too old for being up at this time of night, my latest for ages. i am a disgrace to my name.

but please do visit the men's room again? We are due a refit soon...I have ordered new sofas and a cocktail bar.

and books on greek mythology?

also get one of those women who do your nails on your way out.

nice tip! nightyowl.

{yawn}

night. hoik your trews up on the way out to avoid the pee puddles.

Ha!!

ha?

JK's ok i suppose. Nothing to write (a seven series world bestseller) home about - but i think she has all proved to us that she has an active imagination.

I can see how that would come in useful somwhere - but i can't quite put my finger on it...........