Jk Rowling - this seems topical...

[Pan]

Well. Would you??

LOL at you two.

Ladies.....such an over-reaction......

I agree with VVV.

If you're going to have "I'd do him" and "which men would you take to a desert island" posts on here, you must have "I'd shag the wizard creator" as well.

Fwiw, I wouldn't. I'm scared she might put a spell on me and turn my beaver into a frog.

but has she had her face done

how old is hse

Do you think she screams "Expelliamus" or whatever it is at point of climax?

Domeupthebumium!

don't care how old she is......

hi hunks.

and the bit about a woman in penury.....she has a degree in Classics..the chances of her being in poverty/penury are......remote.

or when she sees my tackle, she cries "Ridiculus!!"

didn't mean you should care how old she was..i'm just nosey

The "poverty-stricken single mum" stuff was dreamt up by her marketing team. I mean, yes, she wasn't rich but she wasn't poor either.

Hiya Pan

Irrelevant aside: I remember reading an interview with her way back when where she said she wasn't interested in doing any merchandise for HP - was quite forceful about it.

ok..she's 65..but still goes like a Hogwarts express.

LOL Pan

oh pan, you'll be saying you're going to enter her chamber of secrets next.

can just picture you in the pub, doing the manly back slap to your mate whilst chanting "go on son".

oh nightowl..you don't know me.

i was joking!

must be the mens room having an effect on me, dont spend a lot of time around pee soaked urinals normally

sorry nightowl..a bit touchy from the earlier bit. Sorry.

and we do more than soaked urinals..it's usually tumbleweed round here..

and liked the chamber ref. ...will probably quote it another time.

you see, i can be incredibly useful at times.

i belch and fart too

possibly i shouldnt have revealed that on a ladies website.

you're just showing off now!!

sorry.

[puts stilletoes back on, with "angel feet" hanging from the toes]

is that more laaydelike?

Has it suddenly gotten very warm round here??

hang on...am i being rollocked by the men in the men's room for being too manly?

It's a first!! Congrats!...MN history..

but, but...i dont look like a man.

cant i just hide in here for a bit with my pint? no one will see me?

does that puss-in-boots big eyed look ala shrek.