Desert island. Five women. Go,.

[UnquietDad]

The laydees have their own long-running version of this so I reckon it's about time we had one over here in Testosterone Corner.

For me:

1. Sarah Cracknell out of Saint Etienne.
2. Jayne Middlemiss.
3. Kim Wilde.
4. Stephanie Leonidas.
5. Konnie Huq.

Another stereotype blown!!!!!!!!!!

she's the one on the left

slightly more flattering

Five mumsnetters?

Mamag; she is bloody hilarious.
Morningpaper, Her contribution to the GF debate was one of the funniest things I read and she can keep me upto date with mumsnet.
Kewcumber; though she is Welsh she can talk rugby with me. Top mum after what she has done.
Lou33; Hot totty and caring mum, seen her profile?
2shoesishappy; Cos she likes dancing to Disco and that will do for me!
Will I get shot for this?

I want sophable on my island to argue about God and ask 80s pop trivia questions. Also MarsLady to make endless "Lost" allusions with. And VVV because she is a good laugh. And either SueBaroo or Mossy to talk about "Doctor Who". And finaly Xenia, because I just know she would get us all organised into building huts and having rescue-fire-lighting rotas.

'that Lennard woman' looks like she could suck the rust off an old plough. Maybe that's why she's so orange?

Please do not link her image again without a suitably prominent warning.

She really is hideous! and she had the cheek to call Rachel Hunter a Munter

Rachel Hunter is almost as good looking as me and Kiwi to boot

Paps..hello! And I always knew you were a babe.

I'm glad this thread took off in the end!

Ok - my turn. i would need only two women to satisfy my needs -

The missus for the conversation, laughs, loves, sex, and companionship.....

.....and Kirsten Dunst or Lou from the NYPC to prance about in a bikini for some distraction.

I would have to stipulate a pebbly or stony beach cos i feckin' hate getting sand in my bits.

Oooh I'm going to be on an island with BigGitDad

For a moment I thought it was BigTITDad and I was going to have to bow out because I don't have the credentials

Okay! Any more comments like that MP and you'll be off that island