Desert island. Five women. Go,.

[UnquietDad]

The laydees have their own long-running version of this so I reckon it's about time we had one over here in Testosterone Corner.

For me:

1. Sarah Cracknell out of Saint Etienne.
2. Jayne Middlemiss.
3. Kim Wilde.
4. Stephanie Leonidas.
5. Konnie Huq.

VVV - yours sounds lime the ideal line-up for the 2009 edition of "Celebrity Survivor Big Brother Shipwreck Love Island"!

You couldn't have both James and Sarah Cracknell on the same island, their Mum and Dad would worry.

Is 2008 already decided then???

I just said 2009 because some of them are still a little bit too famous. I was giving them time to become more C-list.

Let's post our nightmare scenarios too. The castaways who would force you to drown yourself and/or barbecue them first. Mine:

1. Victoria Beckham
2. Jodie Marsh
3. Chantelle
4. Wife's SIL
5. Paris Hilton

Difficult to improve on that list UQD..

Here goes....

1. Kate Moss
2. Jade Goody
3. Carol Vorderman
4. Hariet Harman
5. Andie McDowall

LOL my nightmares.....

Jodie Marsh
That Lennard woman
Paris Hilton
Janet Street Porter
Fearne Cotton

men....

Mel Gibson
Richard Bacon
Wayne Rooney
Robin Williams (He's bloody funny, but after a few days, I can see it becoming homicide-inducing)
Ian Hislop

Chaps to kick up some sand with....

1. Stephen Fry..just for being him.
2. Armistead Maupin
3. David Beckham..
4. Jack Nicholson..to find out just how he does it...

and 5

Roy Chubby Brown, so I can tie him to a palm tree and we can all take turns to smash his face in when the mood takes...The sort of face you'd never get sick of kicking.

I think you've both nailed all the worst candidates really. Can I add

1.Sir Trevor McDonald (irrational I know, I just cannot bear him - News Knight my arse: 'Goodbiiiiiiiigh')
2. That Nicki gonk from last years BB
3. Kate Thornton
4. Alan Titchmarsh (smug git)

What's the beef with Fearne Cotton VVV, I think she's OK, quite natural.

Who's 'that Lennard woman'?

I've worked with Richard Bacon several times. You're on the right track there.

Daddster!! Trust me, I'm all you'd need. And I don't do sharing...

my dh wants Liv Tyler and Cate Blanchett. I concur...

He used to like Melanie Sykes but she has gone a bit skull-like now. He quite likes Shakira (from an aesthetic point of view)
He would like to know what Poly Styrene looks like now..

Hearing Fearne say Cornwall upset me dreadfully the other day. It was ''Corwonwoo''

Pan - "Ugandan Discussions" indeed !

Oh yeah my number 5.Steven Nolan from Radio5Live. The most irritating voice and presenting style I've ever heard.

Pan LOL at your nightmares lists. Can I be the first to volunteer to hold Roy's head?

FMV - Be my guest..but you'd have to hold it by the hair, s his face will be a mass of blood and crunched bone after a very short space of time.

Nice.

bags....an issue that needs chewing over regularly.

But then we could start kicking his arse. There's enough 'raw material' there to keep us going for a little longer...

if there's an island for nightmare people could I send Melanie Philips there please...indefinitely...

5 Mumsnetters on a Desert Island..?

I'd invite Madamez and four of her female, polygamous friends.
Just to experience the life of non-bovine contentment.
Could be an eye opener.

[whisper] I think Vorders is hot...

daddyj - LOL!
You said it!!
Polly Kinkaware and co.

lol

What practical men we have on MN. Lots more action on the ladies' lists

And none of you took up mtpw.... probably wise... but was looking forward to the melee!

We are practical, Mars..not foookin' stupid!!