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Mmmmm Bottoms.....

104 replies

Catbabydaddy · 20/02/2007 20:16

Never mind the boobs thread, the bottom is definitely the sexiest bit of a woman. Not only do well toned buttocks look fantastic from the back, but the sides link straight into wonderful curvy waist bits.

Then of course there is what buttocks conceal where they turn into legs....

OP posts:
Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:34

I'd slap you back only harder cause I'm from Oldham!

Now toddle off and play with your babydust or summat!

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:35

Are you pissed off that you're from Oldham? I would be...

I do have work to do you, know. I don't need slackers like you distracting me all day.

(raspberry)

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:38

No, because I'm one of the lucky ones who got out in time!

You don't work do you? Real work? Can you handle that?

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:41

Oi funny girl. I work full time, dd in nursery and I do all the childcare in morning and evening.

I can handle it, thanks. Cheeky.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:42

Oooooooh! Who's got a touch of the pmt today then eh?

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:42

Oh poo.

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 15:08

and forget the vorderman, this is my current fav laydee.

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 15:59

Not bad DC.

This week, I've been mostly perving over her

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 16:43

yeah thanks. i really shouldn't click links. i got a big red 'porn alert' message.

could you not have just stuck to the innocent IMDB site!?

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 16:47

Ask men is hardly a porn site. Well, some of the mums on here may disagree but it barely shows ladies shoulders!!

Saturn74 · 22/02/2007 16:50

Shoulders?
Of ladies?
Without polo neck jumpers?

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 16:53

LOL at attack of the vapours.

They'll be showing well turned ankles next. Then what? Anarchy, I tell you.

WelshDave · 22/02/2007 16:55

Pervs

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 17:13

Amish poontang

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 17:14

Is that a bearded clam, DC?

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 17:18

... no comment.

well anyway... i can't believe they 'porn alerted' askmen. i do work for a very stuffy north american company though. i'm surprised i'm able to get onto this site!

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 17:19

who was that hottie anyway HD?

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 17:21

Exactly, this is filth compared to most!

Nia Long. Very nice, indeed.

IsThisADagger · 22/02/2007 18:05

Dear lord. We have allowed the unexpurgated filth from the female side to infect the hallowed sanctum, have we?

UnquietDad · 23/02/2007 09:24

rhubarb -
yes I have the hots for the Vord! nothing wrong with fancying the older lady! I like Susan Sarandon as well, she's eligible for a bus pass...

Gee72 · 23/02/2007 12:17

Bottoms: I can take or leave them.
The Vord: No. Too shrill and fancies herself.
Sarandon: Yes.

Sorted.

UnquietDad · 23/02/2007 13:05

With Susan
it's the "you just know she'd be dirty" factor.

HappyDaddy · 23/02/2007 15:43

Sarandon is filth.

DaddyCool · 23/02/2007 20:24

sarandon is filth. you're quite right. she looks filth. she is filth.

DW calls the vord 'cameltoes vorderman' after a particularily nasty incident about 5 or 6 years ago when she did some sort of documentary on an eco-friendly, solar heated house project and she wore jeans that were about 4 sizes too small. construction dudes she was working with looked like a happy bunch though.

i'm not a big vord fan so i just thought it looked a bit disturbing.

UnquietDad · 25/02/2007 22:34

Sarandon has been about a bit and would know what to do.

As would Asher. And Lumley.