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Mmmmm Bottoms.....

104 replies

Catbabydaddy · 20/02/2007 20:16

Never mind the boobs thread, the bottom is definitely the sexiest bit of a woman. Not only do well toned buttocks look fantastic from the back, but the sides link straight into wonderful curvy waist bits.

Then of course there is what buttocks conceal where they turn into legs....

OP posts:
Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:40

Can you find your arse through the loose skin and hair DC? Does yours not scrape across the floor when you walk?

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 13:41

to some, yes.

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 13:42

yes rhubarb, post lipo but couldn't afford the skin tuck so i've got big flaps hanging down that get constant road rash as i hobble along.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:43

Hmmm, nice image! Let's see if I can find it!

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:47

Found this but think it might be a front view?

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 13:48

i'm at work and i think they monitor things (just waiting for them to approach re this site) and i'm scared to click that. is it bad?

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:49

VERY!

Sooooooooooo, you're at work huh? How did the last job go back in the UK? Leave on a good note did you?

UnquietDad · 22/02/2007 13:50

I'd like to give Carol Vorderman the willies.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:51

Ew! Bit old isn't she?

I'd like George Clooney to give me the willies!

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:55

DaddyCool, you're looking particularly lovely today!

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 13:55

good. i only temped for about 4 weeks before we came back here.

i've got a good thing going here right now. it's local (which is rare) and i manage people instead of doing anything genuinely useful. i go about all day saying 'have you done that?', 'let's look into it', 'can i have that please?' where as before i was in an analytical role and got stuck with pretty much all the hard work.

but what's that got to do with carol vorderman?

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 13:56

Sorry, can you repeat that I sort of glazed over a bit.

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 13:57

Get a room!

DaddyCool · 22/02/2007 13:59

HD - i can't find one that rhubarb will fit into.

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 13:59

You silver tongued devil.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:05

buttmonkeys!

UnquietDad · 22/02/2007 14:11

rhubarb - she's the same age as Clooney!

And she's a MILF.

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:14

UQD - she's seriously airbrushed in her latest ads though. Very disappointing.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:16

What is MILF?

Same age as Clooney? No dear, you see us younger women can shag older men, that's ok, but to want to shag older women? That's just gross and shame on you!

Trust you perverts to bring down the tone of this site! Hmphf!

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:17

Oh you mean Vorderman is the same age as Clooney?

No way!

And you fancy her? You seriously need help! Unless you yourself are 80.

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:25

I take it you don't look like Carol then, Rhubarb?

Good.

Mum
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Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:28

Oh.

George is also MILF, just replace the mum with man!

I'd quite like to slap Carol every time I see her trying to sell ripoff financial services. So, MILS!

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:29

Are you a MILS rhubarb? I know I am.

Rhubarb · 22/02/2007 14:31

Stop yer perving!

HappyDaddy · 22/02/2007 14:32

How is calling you a mum id like to slap, perving?

You're drooling over old clooneykins, dear.