Nice calming haiku thread

[FrannyandZooey]

MN is grumpy;
the collective mood bitter.
Come and chill out here.

smart arse

that is only 2
syllables suzy woozy
and language, please!

I used arse for one
of mine already. These aren't
quite purist's haiku

:)

The sun shines, gentle
breezes blow. Excel crashes
and I curse. Birds sing.

Gentle breezes? Where
are you? It's bloody freezing
here. Excel's a bitch.

Balmy Oxfordshire.
Sun has gone in now though - could
be a chilly night.

We were invited
to a beach party today.
We did not attend.

Think a wetsuit would
have been more in order than
a bikini, no?

oi you lot

where's your

1. reference to the seasons
2. sense of time
3. metaphor?

so far I only see MrsBadger coming up with the goods

Yes Mrs. Badger
showed us all up. I did get
the word 'arse' in though

:)

don't actually remember the word 'arse' in any of the definitions I have read

will check again though if you'd like?

[hopes no-one notices I haven't actually written a haiku myself]

Haiku thread dormant?
Pity - just discovered it's
succint expression.

I hope to revive
the simple beauty of this
creativity.

Must go to bed now
Visiting farm tomorrow
Animals waiting

So much crime tonight
CSI, more CSI
Bad voyeuristic Beetle

How was farm beetle?
Need similar diversion
From endless questions.

Seven year old
Demanding stimulation,
Sweet but relentless.

smelly but friendly
DD really liked ferrets
(not getting one though)

feeling shattered now
stay at home days so tiring
with busy toddler