Nice calming haiku thread

[FrannyandZooey]

MN is grumpy;
the collective mood bitter.
Come and chill out here.

Is it really?
I have not noticed that
I must be oblivious

some ruffled feathers
and noses out of joint too
whingeing, moaning, bah!

Perhaps just me then.
I breathe deeply, then exhale.
It doesn't help. Arse.

doctors are arseholes
almost without exception
why did I bother....

Oh Greeny. No luck?
What happened, what did they say?
Shall we kneecap them?

I keep well away
From anything contentious
I am a wuss

(I also can't write haikus so apologies)

do these haiku
have to rhyme
never heard of them myself

(I am a big wuss

that would work nicely :))

Olive, they don't rhyme.
Arrange syllables like so:
Five, seven, five. See?

see I didn't know
how many syllables for
each line - v. stupid

I see what you mean
bit rubbish though innit yeah?
prefer a rhyme me

how many of you
are now counting on your hands
and fingers like me?

Composing haiku
Definitely calms me down.
Bloody pointless, though.

:)

oh yes olive oil
I am counting like a fool
it is very hard

I am working hard
oh so very very hard
at this moment now

I am searching for
Fio's missing syllables
In the pick and mix.

Must heave my saggy
Carcass to the shops and the
Estate agent - yuk

Governments topple
Earthquakes ravage the land, but
I sit here counting.

get your arses on
my thread about caravans
immediately

tipsy on
reasonabley priced wine
while listening to Nirvana

I am at my work
colleagues think I've lost the plot
counting under breath!

tapping fingers too
while sounding the syllables
men in white coats called!

Some of you are not
Counting properly. My blood
Pressure is rising again

that's me isn't it, I'm two syllables out
well sod off I'm on the wine

Suzywong, on no
account attempt to balance
your chequebook right now.

:o