Look - normally I'm very keen on vaccines - I often have 2-3 before breakfast on a normal day - before I start my shift has a holistic alternative vaccination doula.
However, I'm very anxious about having my Astrazeneca vaccine tomorrow - not sure whether I should cancel my appointment. I have a few reasons to be concerned…
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First of all, I complete my degree in Anglo-Saxon, Norse, and Celtic at University of Cambridge – so I’ve always had a distrust of anything emanating from Oxford.
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Second, the speed with which the vaccine was developed worries me. Starting in the 19th century it took many decades to develop an effective smallpox vaccine – and hundreds of millions of people across the world died before it was rolled out. How was it possible to develop one so quickly in the 21st century and why is it being introduced when only a few million people have died from COVID-19? It’s very suspicious. It’s not like other things have got faster is it? Like the time it takes me to get a message to you?
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Finally, and most worrying of all "Astrazeneca" is an anagram of "Catanzarese" which is an extinct breed of big from the Calabria region in Southern Italy. This fits with the suggestion that the vaccine might be designed to insert pig DNA into our chromosomes – perhaps to help create a breed of human-pig chimeras to replace the now extinct Catanzarese breed? I don’t want to become a sausage.
Wake up sheeple! Don’t become a sausage like the aunt, of the driving instructor, of the girlfriend of some bloke ranting in his car on Youtube.