Dear Boris

[likeamillpond]

If there's another lockdown god forbid please seriously consider including hairdressers and gyms as essential services.
The mental health of the nation is at an all time low.
Being able to have their hair done or go to the gym would give some people a much needed boost.

Haircuts and gyms aren't essential.

However, they could get their act together and organise outdoor hairdressers in gazebos and exercise groups in parks.

It's not so much warning of another wave, as Johnson preparing the nation for the inevitable, and blaming jonny foreigner for his own diabolical and deliberate mishandling, that continues to today.

Bring on the public enquiry, and his eventual imprisonment.

I’d just like to be able to touch my mum. It’s been a year since I last did that. I’ll put up with a fat arse and shit hair in order to do that.

The pandemic now is that people have hit an absolute wall with their mental health, the nation's full of kids with absolutely stratospheric anxiety levels, people are at the point where suicide is starting to feel like the only option (several have confided these thoughts to me)... people cannot go on like this.

Half the staff in my uni department are either off sick with stress, or very worryingly near breaking point during sessions (we're a close knit cohort so there's not that divide there is with larger courses), people who have never had issues with mental health are on anti depressants and the whole country feels like it's a powder keg just waiting for the one small thing to explode.

And Boris - accept it mate - you're beginning to go bald.

I would willing turn into a fat rapunzle and see my family if we were plunged further into this shit show.

YY @CoffeeWithCheese And i dont think it will take much.

Surprised XR havent kicked off cos the longer and thicker hair gets the more water it takes to rinse

@CoffeeWithCheese

Dear Boris.

Look, you're not enjoying this, you look like a sack of shit and are beginning to resemble Riff Raff from Rocky Horror, the mental health of the country is collectively broken.

It's time for the leader we all need...

Larry the Cat.

A good hairdresser would soon sort him out. Or maybe not?