A Few Things Missing from the Leak

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I’m a bit concerned that the leaked roadmap doesn’t include a formal ceremony in July in which the phrase “(socially distanced of course)” is buried a 500m deep pit, set alight and covered over with reinforced concrete.

Schools Must Stay Open (Repeated like a fucking mantra)

Teachers (or ICU nurses or whoever useful) Should Resign

Masks damage children's mental health eeek

CEV families should just deregister the kids (and lose their school places for good)

all that shit and more

very happy for example with the data thing, the idea is quite good and he only came up with it on Monday. Is it really that irritating? Maybe we need another paraphrase

'I make my own risk assessment' - surely that can squeeze in?

As an aside, I opened an email from a work contact today hoping that I was well 'and staying sane'. I couldn't work out if it was a typo or a wry comment.

Certainly infinitely more appropriate after two months of bloody lockdown!!