Press conference today Monday 18th Jan

[SophieB100]

Today's line up on the main stage, at around 5p.m.

Lead vocals: Matt Hancock
Backing vocals: Susan Hopkins (Track and Trace)
Steve Powis (Medical Director NHS England)
Focus on the vaccine roll out.

Matt will no doubt be breaking every sinew, at this unprecedented time.
He will praise track and trace (yes, I know).
And look straight at the camera, telling us with his sincere face on, to STAY AT HOME.

Enjoy!

What a treat can’t wait! I’ll get the popcorn ready

Working on Matt Bingo now....

Joining. I quite like Susan Hopkins.

They're probably about to tell us that Hancock rolled the dice and Jumanji has spat out more of Escabars cocaine hippos, which we must cull before we can move onto the next stage of 2021.

Escobar's, autocorrect :)

Wish Dominic Raab would do a conference. He is a hottie.

@RosieLemonade
Yes! Someone else who thinks the same as me!
My DD suggested I go to Specsavers when I told her the same

Where do you get this info? Last time the bbc alert that usually pops up thirty seconds in advance didn't appear so I missed it.

@Jessuk86

What a treat can’t wait! I’ll get the popcorn ready

Any excuse 🤣🤣

@RosieLemonade

Wish Dominic Raab would do a conference. He is a hottie.

You need help! He's as hot as yesterday's porridge

@StealthPolarBear
The Sun are good at announcing press conferences - usually before the BBC and Sky
www.thesun.co.uk/news/13773933/matt-hancock-press-conference-vaccine-rollout/

[quote SophieB100]@RosieLemonade
Yes! Someone else who thinks the same as me!
My DD suggested I go to Specsavers when I told her the same [/quote]
You need more help than spec savers can offer. Your poor daughter. Don't shame her by posting this on your SM.

Hope your daughter gets the counselling she'll need!

Wish Dominic Raab would do a conference
Raab hardly ever gets a go now, he was on a lot when Boris was ill.

Will there be any rapping involved? - or opera?

Thanks - actually just seen a tweet too. Often I'm on the back foot with these

Jenny Harries hasn’t been on for ages has she

You need more help than spec savers can offer. Your poor daughter. Don't shame her by posting this on your SM.

Hope your daughter gets the counselling she'll need!

^^

Raab for PM! (And anything else he wants)

Raab really? Have you lot been in lockdown too long?

Another one here just to say yes to the Raab love.

Not sure what it is.
I also like Patrick Vallance too.

I think I need to get out more... oh wait

This looks like a pretty dodgy support band. What time is the main attraction on? Can I listen to this from one of the bars rather than have to go in ?

Maybe they'll wheel out Katie Hopkins by mistake. Imagine!

'Wish Dominic Raab would do a conference. He is a hottie.'

He WOULD be, if he wasnt so utterly repulsive and loathsome in every other way

The heart wants what it wants and mine wants Raab.

raab is a cold hard bastard. Seems to be dim also I’ve always thought. Even more than some of the others. If that’s what you go for rosie