What would happen if you took all 3? Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) Sinopharm (Asia) vaccine

[BobbyGentry]

Just wondering really ... What would/could happen if you took all 3 vaccines?
Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) & Sinopharm (Asia) vaccines.
& would we need particular vaccine certificates to travel to certain places?
What would happen? (1980s toxic waste superpowers or an ability to recapture aspects of normality.)

You'd become the opposite of a super spreader.
Your immune system would send out anti-covid rays that zap covid, so you could cure people with your farts.

@SquishySquirmy thought as much, paired with ventilation & Vitamin D too you’d be as unstoppable as late 1970s Freddy Mercury playing the piano whilst singing ‘Don't Stop Me Now!’ 🤣

The true answer is no one knows. But it may kill you.

All three countries would squabble over who was responsible for your covid free state, eventually resulting in WW3. Great. I hope you’re satisfied.

You've missed 2 vaccines that are better than the Asian one ( which i wouldnt have as their safety data is debatable,)

Do we know if the microchips from all 3 are compatible?

Bill Gates would have three ways to track your movements and control your thoughts.

You'd implode and become a black hole.

made my day

You’d have so many marks of the beast you’d become one of the reptilian overlords yourself.

@Torvean32 what’s the names of the other two missed vaccines please? This mean I could potentially take 5 vaccines?¿ (superpowers & super free movement here we come - would airlines pay me to travel?)

Many thanks from a future imploding, microchipped-reptilian overlording, Bill Gates lovin’ vaxxer 😊

Shouldn't you take the Russian one as well? The effects might not be the same if you miss one out? Я не знаю его имени

Спасибо за предложение

What would happen if you took all 5? Sputnik (Russia), Moderna (US) Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) & Sinopharm (Asia) vaccines?

Thanks 🙏

Your immune system would literally explode. You would most likely die, but there's a small chance it would activate some latent superhero gene that gives you immunity to all damage, not just from covid.

You'd create Wow wow sauce

I would hold out for the UQ (Aus) vaccine... with a snazzy "molecular clamp" technology. May as well stretch to a full set of six.

The birds will demand their batteries back.

I think if you get the Russian one then Putin becomes your overlord. I'd skip that one and just have the others.

@lljkk

The birds will demand their batteries back.

What the old ones, that were running down?

Will all these different vaccines cover the same strain of Covid 19?

What would happen if you took all 6? UQ (Aus), Sputnik (Russia), Moderna (US), Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K), Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) & Sinopharm (Asia) vaccines?

Here’s to a future full of our latent superhero, damage-busting, Snazzy Lithium-batteried, clamped, simultaneously exploding & imploding, microchipped-reptilian Putin overlordin’, Bill Gates lovin’ powers 💪

@Dustballs don’t know, think most of Europe & US has the G strain & Far East & South East Asia D strain (or the other way round¿)

I am fairly sure if you took the big six, you could power up enough energy to do away with 5G phone masts and run the power grid yourself.

@cbt944 fair comment, well made; take the big six to release untold powerful pandemic potential 😬😷💪

It might be a Pop Eye effect. Just don't eat any spinach after and you'll be ok.